Confession time

His face when he finds out 20 years from now.

Since there is absolutely NO WAY that you deleted the game, idontneedausername pics or it didn't happen.

>A wild spinda has appeared!
>Shiny wild spinda
>fuck it, why not?
>Wild Spinda used Self destruct!
"Fucking what?!"
>wild Spinda fainted! Skormory gained 415 EXP
>throw my GBA across the room and yell loud enough that the neighbors come over to see if I was alright

And that's the story of how my mom got scared, and I moved in with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air

Why am I the only one who has never ever encountered a shiny in ANY pokemon game?

>Be 10
>Playing pokemon ruby
>Start fishing shiny magikarp appears
>Drop gba in shock
>Pick it back up game has froze, mash buttons
>Nothing
>Cry for a day straight

Master gave me away for another...

The first pokemon I saw when I started pokemon gold for the second time was a shiny rattata.
MFW I hadn't even received my first pokeball

>running through Zubat Cave
>run out of repel
>use another
>just as that one runs out, I encounter a pokemon
>shiny mother fucking Diglett
>only have one master ball and 3 great balls
>3 great balls fail
>use master ball
>get

No regrets to this day, it's level 100 as well.

>Be playing Emerald version, 12 or so.
>Run into first shiny, a golden fucking Poocheyana.
>Be mentally handicapped
>Think my game's broken
>Shut game off, remove cartridge and blow into the cartridge
>Allfixed.jpg
>Get back to playing game

>1 week later
>In class, everybody talking about shiny Pokemon
>"What's a shiny Pokemon"
>Release what I did
>Why god, why!?

MFW I've never found a shiny but I've found a pokemon with pokerus

alright guys i got a pretty fucked up story for you

>be ~9
>mom knows people high up at Pepsi Arena
>gets free tickets/backstage passes to boom boom huck jam
>want to look badass for show
>ask dad to shave head like Stone Cold Steve Austin
>look like a chemo patient
>arrive at event
>get very special treatment
>me my mom and friend skip to front of line
>get escorted into front row
>skaters wave hi at me as they go by
>go backstage after show
>Tony hawk signs my hat and has long conversation with me
>"stay strong, nahsahsen"
>lolwut.jpg
>find out it was kid with cancers make a wish to meet tony hawk
>mfw i stole make a wish kids wish

You seem fit to join our organization.

>be 11
>playing pokemon gold with asian friend.
>suddenly shiny rattata appears
>keep cool, don't say anything
>catch it and save.
>Asian friend reads my mind
> Punches me, steals my gold and runs.
>mfw after he steals it.

was playing black yesterday and was walking in the desert

mofoken shiny sandshrew appeared, my asshole clenched so hard it could compress diamonds, my friend sitting opposite end of the couch felt this cataclysmic clash of butt-buns and ducked for cover, i threw an ultra ball so hard it split the fuckers sklll open, caught it before my zoarark could even change form
nurse joy flipped shit

10/10 day would reexperience

that's just a complete dick move. You're even worse than Team Rocket and Pokemon Hunter J.

sooo it was yoouuu!!!???

OP is worse than Team Rocket.

>Be about 10
>Playing Ruby, near the beginning town
>Find wild shiny zigzagoon
>Successfully capture it
>End battle, open pause menu to save
>Game freezes

>Life over.

**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at mcbitchslap ** you asshole XD