| All | Popular >
|
videogames
|
funny
|
pickogram
|
skyrim
|
pokemon
|
deadpool
|
ponytime
|
doctor-who
|
animemanga
|
dinotime
|
fucking-science
|
fucking-tumblr
|
sonic
|
morbid-channel
|
lol-channel
|
furry
|
feels
|
4chan
|
katawashoujo
|
dawwwww
|
lolstuffs
|
fallout
|
atheism
|
assassintime
|
formula1
|
wallpapers
|
bendingtime
|
toonhole
|
darksoulstime
|
freedcomedy

Scarred for LIFE

>Me when i was 7
>Derping around the house, searching through drawers and under things for spoons and forks.
>Find something weird.
>Find a dildo under my bed for some reason.
>Don't know it was a dildo at the time.
>It was warm, someone used it recently.
>Like how it felt squishy and flexible. Though it still had slime on it.
>Wonder how it tastes like, lick the top of it.
>It tastes a little salty. Like the taste. Keep it in my mouth like a lollipop.
>Run to my mom to show her what I found.
>"Mom look I found a Candy stick thingy!"
>Mom screams at me as her expression turns to horror.
>Mom takes dildo out of my mouth and slaps me
>"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH THIS AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME YOUNG LADY!
>Totally confused.
>After some years
> Realize what happened back then.

Oh god why....
+189
Views: 9227
Favorited: 7
Submitted: 02/02/2013
Add to favorites Subscribe to oceanicsss E-mail to friend
Share on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(23):

Leave a comment
Refresh Comments
 
Show:   Top Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
Show Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -9
User avatar #11 - fancys (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I assume you are a girl otherwise you would have known it was a plastic dick.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +18
#12 to #11 - Kirbyman (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, it was heavily implied in the 14th line with "You hear me young lady! "
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +18
User avatar #10 - mikeliterous (02/03/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to say she slapped you with the dildo
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +10
#14 - kualeifarne (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You liked the taste?
Do I sense a lesbian?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +4
#4 - coolfool (02/03/2013) [-]
Go on..
Go on..
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +2
User avatar #9 - vivadongodon (02/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've done something similar...shudder. Gonna be one of those things you'll never forget.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply 0
User avatar #5 - atrumaliger ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
D: I gagged.

A thumb for you, good ma'am, in hopes to ease your troubled mind.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +2
#8 to #7 - atrumaliger ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I figured as much.

That, or.. Well, parents tend to do stuff on the beds of their spawn.

Might be something similar. I don't even know.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Edit Image Reply +1
#17 - plainarcane (02/03/2013) [-]
So she slapped you, because of her mistake?

What a bitch
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #15 - spikethepony (02/03/2013) [-]
One of the few advantages of being raised by a nigh-fundamentalist family.
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply +1
User avatar #3 - iwanttousenumbers (02/02/2013) [-]
Have you touched it again?
Hide Hide All +Fav (0) Reply -1
User avatar #1 - basstard (02/02/2013) [-]
You whore!
Just kidding.
 
Leave a comment
<
>
 Friends (0)