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User avatar #11 - fancys
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I assume you are a girl otherwise you would have known it was a plastic dick.
#12 to #11 - Kirbyman
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Well, it was heavily implied in the 14th line with "You hear me young lady! "
#13 to #12 - fancys
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(02/03/2013) [-]
K
K
User avatar #16 to #12 - badabingbadaboom
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(02/03/2013) [-]
It would be really weird if they were, actually, male.
User avatar #10 - mikeliterous
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to say she slapped you with the dildo
#14 - kualeifarne
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(02/03/2013) [-]
You liked the taste?
Do I sense a lesbian?
#22 to #14 - coolfool
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Elisha Cuthbert? ELISHA CUTHBERT!!! EEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS MOTHER ******!
#4 - coolfool
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Go on..
Go on..
#2 - nephrithotroll
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User avatar #9 - vivadongodon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I've done something similar...shudder. Gonna be one of those things you'll never forget.
User avatar #19 to #9 - grocer
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Tell us then faggot.
User avatar #20 to #19 - vivadongodon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Meh, us is only you. I might if there was a bigger audience.
User avatar #21 to #20 - oceanicsss [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I wanna hear your story, tell us, this is a safe place.
User avatar #23 to #21 - vivadongodon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Well, okay then.

It started as a normal day, me, my sister and my friend just being silly in my house (silly as in childish silly as I must have been 10 or so).

The fun moved to my parents room and we did what kids liked to do; jump on beds. This let me see on top of their wardrobe and see a vibrator. I think it was a small, silver, veiny looking thing. I don't think I remember knowing what it exactly was at the time but um...for some reason I thought it would be funny if I put it in my mouth...hell, I think I switched it on.

It happened quickly and we were all quite young and it happened such a long time ago that I can say with confidence that neither my friend or sister remember it. I can though.

It never really pops into my mind when I'm around my mum but I don't think I'll ever forget it unless I start drinking heavily
User avatar #5 - atrumaliger
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(02/03/2013) [-]
D: I gagged.

A thumb for you, good ma'am, in hopes to ease your troubled mind.
#6 to #5 - atrumaliger
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Though I have no idea why it was under -your- bed. Creepy or crazy, I've yet to decide.
#7 to #6 - oceanicsss [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
The only reason I can come up with finding it under my bed is my mom used the dildo on my bed and quickly threw it under there since she heard me or my sibling coming. I don't want to think about it...
#8 to #7 - atrumaliger
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I figured as much.

That, or.. Well, parents tend to do stuff on the beds of their spawn.

Might be something similar. I don't even know.
#17 - plainarcane **User deleted account**
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(02/03/2013) [-]
So she slapped you, because of her mistake?

What a bitch
User avatar #15 - spikethepony
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(02/03/2013) [-]
One of the few advantages of being raised by a nigh-fundamentalist family.
User avatar #3 - iwanttousenumbers
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Have you touched it again?
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