Guile theme goes with everything

>Download,and put guiles theme song into my Mp3
>Go to school(bring my Mp3)
>At school(Infootball team) practicing. Found out that we had a game at home tonight
>Arrive at the gymlocker later to get prepared
>I tell my teammates about guiles theme song,before telling me im gay for listening to that gay song.
>OKAY,FUCKYOUTHEN!(haduken)
>Game starts,and im in the bench
>Seeing my team starting to get raped (score:4-10)
>A player in my team is injured in the field
>Coach stares at me,and tells me to play in defense (tight end actually)
>fuck yeah.jpg
>Run up there in the field like a boss
>Big black nigger tackles me down,when the play starts
>Fuck no.shits about to get real
>Get up,and point at him.*he smiles and laughs(evil)*
>i hear guiles theme song in my head
>Play starts again
>Get the fuck out of my way,nigger.*push him back hard,and i pass the other players*
>Quickly look back to see if the quaterback still had the ball(he did)
>Throws me the ball,while the other team cums at me fast
>Catch it,and run like hell.
>Touchdown bitches.
>Was like that through out the whole game
>Win the game(14-12)
>People ask me "HOW?"
>I answer "FOR AMERICA!"
>Random stranger yells out "GO HOME,AND BE A FAMILY MAN!"
>howthefuck.gif
>I look to see who he was....(a shitload of people were in a crowd)
>All i saw was a guy with a tattoo of amurica

That the day i will never forget....