listen up kids
>Be me in a colorado mountain town
>sophmore in highschool
>have an awesome geometry teacher name Mr.Bingo
>One day we started to talk about football
>He is a Ravens fan
>He started ranting about how the 49ers are going down
>One kid in my class got pissed off at him for dissing san francisco.
>So the kid jumps up out of his desk and throws a pencil at Mr.Bingo
>The pencil made a mark on his face thus making a ray on his face
>Next day Mr.Bingo is now known as Ray
>He takes pride in it because of Ray Lewis
>jump forward a week
>Mr.Bingo is so into his new name he gets his skin colour changed to be black
>He is now like a clone of Ray Lewis
>Mr.Bingo is chaperoning our schools spaghetti dinner
>I was the refreshments guy
>I started to talk to an 8/10 girl at the drink table.
>Mr.Bingo starts to choke on his Spaghetti
>His knees get weak and his arms are heavy
>He runs to the drink room
>Opens door
>Runs to me and girl to get a swig of Grape soda
>After hes done he starts to tear off his shirt
>Then he procedes to flex and yell about how refreshing the drink was
>Then I proceed to ask him what is moar refreshing
>He replies
>"ONLY THE FRESHNESS OF OLD SPICE POWER"
>MFW I realize he digivoled into the Terry Crews
