Irish and Muslim on a plane...

mfw my little cousin calls me Paddy because she cant pronounce Thad.

hm... guy must have been only half irish.

why not both?


insert girl from taco commercial

That a good joke, sir. Riveting stuff! As you can see, I went with whiskey, as I'm a might peaked today. It takes a more reckless man than I to be cavorting with myriad and numerous whores when your humors are so afflicted.

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replied in delight "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores thEn let liquor touch my lips!"
Paddy handed his drink back and said
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

I'm not sure why there are so many Irish related things on the site recently, but fuck.. I'm not complaining

So we meet again, Funny Channel.

why would someone want to be raped?
Isn't that the whole point of rape? its unwanted or unwilling?

**ihatejuice rolled a random image posted in comment #197497 at Pokemon ** <Who I was sitting next to on that plane.

When are people going to realize that calling an Irishman a Paddy is just as offensive as calling a Nigger a Nigger?

loveyameanish, Paddy needs you

it must be hard for women rapists, whenever they try to rape guys they would just end up having sex