Nemo

>be in grade 3
>rainy day at school
>since we are rained in the teacher decides we watch a movie
>"Okay class we could watch Finding Nemo or Shrek"
>Finding Nemo just came out, it's definitely going to win the vote
>Need to talk up Shrek
>"E-everyone put their hand up for S-shrek!"
>everybody is too hyped up on Finding Nemo
>"Everyone put hands up for SHREK!"
>some kid looks at me like i'm retarded
>"E-EVERYONE PUT THEIR HANDS UP f-FOR SHREK!"
>some kid starts chanting "NEMO! NEMO! NEMO!"
>I start yelling "SHREK! SHREK! SHREK!"
>everyone is chanting or Nemo
>the teacher decides to put Nemo in as she settles the class down
>She opens up the case for Finding Nemo
>the cassette isn't there
>"Oh shoot guess we will have to watch Shrek"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>look out the window
>see a huge green man outside in the rain burying a cassette
>a few months later some onions begin to grow in that spot