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#4 - celestiasbeard
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#32 to #4 - hewhoepicfails
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That is very original and made me laugh.
#46 to #4 - greatcornholio
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Jesus christ, you ****** up badly.
User avatar #59 to #46 - celestiasbeard
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Meh, I'm not too worried
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#11 to #4 - fermaritt
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User avatar #13 to #11 - celestiasbeard
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I stopped posting about 14 hours ago broscuit
#5 to #4 - mspaintpro
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User avatar #9 to #5 - usernamesaredumb
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That GIF was so good I was sad to see it end.
#14 - spycheckingpyro
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>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy   
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"   
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"   
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work   
   
>mfw i finally got it
>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work

>mfw i finally got it
User avatar #79 to #14 - princeofbrokensoul
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so long...
User avatar #19 to #14 - enialis
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I didn't get it
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing
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A little Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow $50?"

His father replies, "What, $30? What do you need $20 for, son?"
User avatar #56 to #25 - eldinarcus
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I don't get it.
User avatar #60 to #56 - absolyst
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>Quickly lowers amount of money to try and trick his son into settling for less
>Is Jewish

#68 to #60 - garentei
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>lememearrows
#29 - vladhellsing
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#47 - willindor
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Most relevant image I have on this subject.
#6 - JunkThatisFunny
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User avatar #24 to #6 - thefunnyside
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#26 - curtisbentley
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"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
#18 - kirbeee
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>be driving down the road   
>pass by some christian church   
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have   
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"   
>"B1"   
>keep driving   
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it   
>mfw
>be driving down the road
>pass by some christian church
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"
>"B1"
>keep driving
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it
>mfw
#31 to #18 - anon id: 20f14d01
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I don't get it
User avatar #33 to #31 - zepplien
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I share in his confusion
#42 to #33 - moosecream
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>what is the best vitamin for christians   
>vitamin for christians   
>for christians   
>B1   
>Be one   
>be a chirstian   
>become christian   
>convert to christianity   
>repent thy sinners
>what is the best vitamin for christians
>vitamin for christians
>for christians
>B1
>Be one
>be a chirstian
>become christian
>convert to christianity
>repent thy sinners
User avatar #45 to #42 - zepplien
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nope.
User avatar #36 to #33 - HardyUndertook
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the best vitamin in B1 "be one"
User avatar #37 to #36 - zepplien
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still. Im lost.
#63 to #37 - davidavidson
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User avatar #38 to #37 - galkawhm
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Be one as in be a christian
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User avatar #81 to #18 - princeofbrokensoul
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welp i dont get it.
#50 to #18 - emmatron
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Same sort of thing at a church near me, it says   
CH_RCH...what's missing? U   
   
Always gets me
Same sort of thing at a church near me, it says
CH_RCH...what's missing? U

Always gets me
#78 - dastreetzisruff
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#83 to #78 - frylord
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That is so bad; but i lawled
#93 to #78 - warpigelite
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#51 - thewitchking
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