Parental Logic

When you call your child’s name and they respond. Ignore them and they will understand exactly what you want to tell them.

If you want your child to get something done, every time you repeat yourself they will do it faster and more efficiently.

Vacuum cleaners and other loud household appliances are soothing to a restless child's ear.

The longer the rant, the more your child will love you at that given moment

If something of yours is missing check your child’s room. If they ask what are you doing, reply with “whatever i want it’s my house”

If your child ever asks you “why?” simply reply with “because i said so”. The child will suddenly realize that you are an omniscient being and know that the faith of any question is whatever you as a parent decide.