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#143 - ihaveaidsandherpes
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
#148 to #143 - milnerdk
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Does he pronounce it with a gay norwegian accent?
#150 to #148 - ihaveaidsandherpes
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, every time we have sex we have to go through the same thing. "I am the keeper of the continuum transfunctioner. It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction. It is a very mysterious and powerful device.....and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power." "Yeah, I know. And I don't want it!" "But the universe?" "Screw the universe!" "Screw the universe?"...Don't take this as I'm a cold hearted bitch that doesn't put out, we usually do it like 5 minutes after I stop bitching. But that's usually how it goes. :/
#151 to #150 - milnerdk
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(01/18/2013) [-]
HAHA! That just made my day, "screw the universe!"