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Anyone want to help me with.. Matters?
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The nickname doesn't make you creepy. The fact that you asked if we want to help is what makes you creepy..
OP it is Flu season. Having strangers helping you out would only make Matters worse
I'll name mine 'Death Megatron 300"
#64
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Yojimbo (01/18/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
< Name penis "Whiskers"
< Talk and brag about Whiskers shamelessly.
< Everyone thinks I own some amazing cat
< "Whiskers learned a new trick today!" "Oh how I love to give Whiskers attention!"
< MFW guests at my house ask where Whiskers is and I can tell them "I'm sure she's close by, she doesn't really like coming out in public."
< MFW this story is obviously not true
< MFW MFW
< Talk and brag about Whiskers shamelessly.
< Everyone thinks I own some amazing cat
< "Whiskers learned a new trick today!" "Oh how I love to give Whiskers attention!"
< MFW guests at my house ask where Whiskers is and I can tell them "I'm sure she's close by, she doesn't really like coming out in public."
< MFW this story is obviously not true
< MFW MFW
#66
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N. Korean citizen (01/18/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
my gf loves the name of mine, bubbles, cause who doesnt love to blow bubbles.
Its funnier because I'm not joking
Its funnier because I'm not joking
>get home
>dunno what to do
>decide to write "penis" on a random FJ picture
>click random front page picture
>about to type "penis"
>read content
>fuck, now it's relevant
>bored again
>dunno what to do
>decide to write "penis" on a random FJ picture
>click random front page picture
>about to type "penis"
>read content
>fuck, now it's relevant
>bored again
mine is Excalibur
my left testicle is colonel mustard
and the right is agent jack bower
my left testicle is colonel mustard
and the right is agent jack bower
My girlfriend named mine boney when its hard. Otherwise its squishy. and it is her squishy
#88
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pewdiepieminion (01/18/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
God dammit! Why all the break up posts, and feels? I came here to laugh, not cry myself to sleep and eat icecream all night. . .
#143
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ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/