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Anyone want to help me with.. Matters?

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Submitted: 01/17/2013
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#169 - clarityinchaos (01/20/2013) [-]
**clarityinchaos rolls 91**
User avatar #168 - umaya (01/18/2013) [-]
**umaya rolls 5** op's penis length in inches
#162 - eloright (01/18/2013) [-]
I do also like to call my penis things



im so alone..
User avatar #161 - MartinSeth (01/18/2013) [-]
**MartinSeth rolled user kingniggering ** What I call my dick
User avatar #167 to #161 - manformen (01/18/2013) [-]
wtf name is that lol! ************* !
User avatar #160 - xzylophone (01/18/2013) [-]
i call my penis Richard now i am done here
User avatar #159 - XboxJunky (01/18/2013) [-]
My pet name for my penis is Gollum.
It's small, ugly and seething at the mouth for a ring.
User avatar #154 - lyuun (01/18/2013) [-]
The Joystick
#152 - camdonwin (01/18/2013) [-]
What's that? You need help naming your penis?   
   
. . . aaand you came to FJ?   
   
Good idea! Did you consider the name, "Sargent Crusher Thrill Kill" ?
What's that? You need help naming your penis?

. . . aaand you came to FJ?

Good idea! Did you consider the name, "Sargent Crusher Thrill Kill" ?
User avatar #155 to #152 - camdonwin (01/18/2013) [-]
Hold on to your hats, here's a doozy of a penis name: "One Fourth of a Chopstick"
User avatar #153 to #152 - camdonwin (01/18/2013) [-]
Or possibly "the Big City Steamroller"
User avatar #144 - sanctium (01/18/2013) [-]
I'll name mine Dick and confuse everyone by talking about my dick in third person.
#143 - ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [-]
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
My boyfriend calls his "The Continuum Transfunctioner". :/
User avatar #148 to #143 - milnerdk (01/18/2013) [-]
Does he pronounce it with a gay norwegian accent?
#150 to #148 - ihaveaidsandherpes (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes, every time we have sex we have to go through the same thing. "I am the keeper of the continuum transfunctioner. It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction. It is a very mysterious and powerful device.....and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power." "Yeah, I know. And I don't want it!" "But the universe?" "Screw the universe!" "Screw the universe?"...Don't take this as I'm a cold hearted bitch that doesn't put out, we usually do it like 5 minutes after I stop bitching. But that's usually how it goes. :/
User avatar #151 to #150 - milnerdk (01/18/2013) [-]
HAHA! That just made my day, "screw the universe!"
User avatar #142 - Baidizzle (01/18/2013) [-]
To make you feel good I am going out with a chick tomorrow night.
User avatar #145 to #142 - ASDLSD (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm going tonight ^^
#146 to #145 - Baidizzle (01/18/2013) [-]
Nice Job Bro
#147 to #146 - ASDLSD (01/18/2013) [-]
You too, player.
You too, player.
#141 - froller (01/18/2013) [-]
**froller rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at somethingsomething Emma Watson **
#139 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
My Boyfriend and I named our private parts Bonnie & Clyde.
User avatar #140 to #139 - eatshitop (01/18/2013) [-]
So when will Bonnie and Clyde die?
User avatar #137 - rapsuskiller (01/18/2013) [-]
Fight for her. Love matters. sorry
#134 - rakitas (01/18/2013) [-]
**rakitas rolled a random image posted in comment #16846 at Friendly ** MFW
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#156 to #133 - cultfiction (01/18/2013) [-]
Would make them ****** evacuate!
User avatar #132 - arstya (01/18/2013) [-]
I shall name mine Megatron.
#131 - lordofanon (01/18/2013) [-]
I called mine icecold, beacuse thats how it feels when i **** dead people
#158 to #131 - camdonwin (01/18/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty COOL
Sounds pretty COOL
User avatar #129 - zytherman ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I called mins Sasha
because I sit in lesson quietly masturbating until the point im about to come
I stand up hiding the boner and shout
"some people thing they can outsmart me, maybe...maybe, i've yet to find one who can out smart SEMEN"

At which point i flip out my cock and Jizz on the students next to me.
I hope the head teacher doesn't find out... i'll get fired
User avatar #128 - DrSalvador (01/18/2013) [-]
I actually told my gf that I was naming mine Little Sausage and that she could do nothing about it
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