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User avatar #10 - sleepingmexican (01/15/2013) [+] (30 replies)
i dont get it.
#14 to #10 - stargate (01/15/2013) [-]
in the original the second chemist would say "ill have some H2O2" which is hydrogen peroxide and he would die from drinking it.
#4 - youallfags **User deleted account** (01/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #16 - douevensax (01/15/2013) [-]
Me: Oh great, this joke again. Oh wait...
I love it.
User avatar #13 - freakdog (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Goes to a bar.
Order water.
#26 - sketchfactor (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#7 - garuda (01/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<<<the scientist when he realizes what happened..

(he's a cat in my world...)
#150 - CapnInterwebz (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)






"Welcome to our bar! Oh, you want some fucking liquid hydrogen peroxide? Why, we have several bottles in the pantry!"
#43 - chopyourhandoff (01/16/2013) [-]
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#1 - awesomechardey ONLINE (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#94 - nyehsquidward (01/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I'll also have H2O."
PLOT FOILED AGAIN.
#114 - nigglettt (01/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #29 - gilliam (01/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The one thing i never get about his joke is.... WICH FUCKING BAR HAS H2O2 IN HOUSE!?
#190 - acoolkid (01/16/2013) [-]
Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239 walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they decide to split. There were no survivors in a 10 mile radius.
#177 - davidavidson (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hydrogen peroxide doesn't kill you if you drink it.

You throw it up moments after consuming due to the 'bubbling effects" in the stomach.

I'm actually proud of being a physician on the internet.
User avatar #22 - megaton (01/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ahhhhhhhhh i get it. ill have some H2O2. took way to long to catch that
#105 - mariasaturnina (01/16/2013) [-]
mfw i got it
#32 - vladhellsing (01/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Heheheh... I feel clever.
Heheheh... I feel clever.
User avatar #37 - tubbyjones (01/16/2013) [-]
I came here to laugh and now im learning. damn internet
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