Two chemists walk into a bar...

in the original the second chemist would say "ill have some H2O2" which is hydrogen peroxide and he would die from drinking it.

Ah, so you have to smart for this joke....that was the confusion

Actually he wouldn't die.

Hydrogen peroxide "only" gets you really really sick, but its not deadly.

If it doesn't kill you then you aren't drinking enough!

I was about to make this point. I'm glad you did.

WOW, Thats a bar or a chemical solutions laboratory?

How did this get 800 thumbs?

i have no idea......

wow, well shit thats a lot of likes....

I drank hydrogen peroxide before, it was not fun

yes but none would thumb this up if it was the original.

**SunilCCXXXVII rolls 704** 666 it must be done, it's the devils commandment.

He could say I want some H2O as well.

^ 168 thumbs for explaining a joke -.-

Now over 700 thumbs

Wow, 120+ thumbs on a comment, retype this and post it maybe you can get 10k thumps if you make that sentence content?

Actually, he would only throw up, not die. Sorry? We learned this is my Chemistry class, it's a good way to get people to throw up poison.

Isn't called Dihydrogen Dioxide? Or are they just that same thing?

The joke is stupid.
You don't die from drinking hydrogen peroxide. It will make you throw up, that's about it.

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whats the joke?

Usually the joke goes

"Two chemists walk into a bar one says "I'll have h20" and the other says "I'll have h2o2". The second dies."

Becuase H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide, which is not the safest thing to drink.

The first chemist was trying to trick the other into saying they'll have h2o2, in an attempt to assinate them.

haha ohhhh

this was posted before the other one, why didn't this get the 400 thumbs

'cause shit be wack yo

Going to a bar to assassinate someone is normal. But ordering water at a bar is not...

To assasinate a colleague.

even if you order water at a bar why would you think your colleague would order water at a fucking bar as well?

You know what? I'm not going to start arguing about this. We really should find logic somewhere else than jokes.

You forgot the words "bitch" and "yo" in that gif

Better.

...since you used my go-to gif for science posts

Your world has cats with dick paws?

if that's not your fantasy world than you must've been dropped on your head

Hydrogen peroxide is in most first aid kits...

I'll have H2O as well.
He's only a chemist because he failed his statistics class.

I liked your gif much more than my own haha. Kevin Hart is the best.

thanks!

And why would they willingly serve it to patrons?

a good one

It's hydrogen peroxide. Like, the stuff you put on a cut and it burns a lot.. I'd bet at least one bar has it.

Better Question: Where does one go about finding H2O2 undiluted?

Pathologist here. It certainly is, sir.

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interdesting

That is a badass suit. What is that from??

the GIF?
or the suit?

The scene. Looks interesting.

the anime Hellsing, that is the main character Alucard

...Hellsing? They made an anime about vampires? I do believe I shall check this out, as the children say.

yup, it has vampires, lots of fighting, ghouls, and nazis. its really good

The nazis sealed the deal.

i am glad to be of assistance, enjoy this pic.
i do believe its related

Dracula with handguns killing Nazi vampires. What more could you want?

Be sure to check out the OVAs though and not the Gonzo anime if you're looking for the Nazis though. The series is finally finished.