Arnold Schwarzenegger was driving down the road one evening, and he sees Jessica Simpson stumble out of a bar, **********
drunk. He pulls over and starts to offer her a ride home, but then he gets an idea.
Instead, he offers to take her out to a cheap motel. She agrees, and they leave. When they arrive, he decides to show off a bit, to help get her blood flowing.
He rips off his shirt and flexes his arms, and says, "See these? 10k pounds of dynamite, baby!"
This sorta gets her aroused. He then rips his shorts off, puts one of his bulging calves in her face and says, "See these? These are another 10k of dynamite!"
See then pushes him onto the bed and starts to remove his underwear. She shrieks in terror and runs away. He catches up to her, calms her down, and asks what was wrong she says, "Oh, with 20k pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, you had me worried!"