What the fuck from all the stories I've read about this, it seems you can do anything you fucking want in this game. Where can I play this at?

its a pen and paper game, all you really need is some friends and the core rule books (google is your friend) i wouldn't recommend first second or third edition 3.5 has more freedom but is a little harder to learn, 4.0 is the opposite

4e makes me irrationality angry, how is 3e and 3.5e hard to understand, 4e is the one that does not make any sense


i dont hate you though

usually you can find a comic shop or something that hosts a table, although you'll need some basic stuff. dice, a character sheet, a model for said character.

>fighting giant kraken
>friend charges and successfully knocked it down
>"guys the entire the kraken is on its ass jump on it"
>"the entire kraken?"
>"the entire kraken!"
>"i accidently the whole kraken!"

>new quest character intorductions
>i have a small team of theives 3 members
>1 in safe house 1 in horse barn which is our way out
>get caught trying to steal
>run into safe house
>try and sneak past them around to barn
>trip and they see me
>run back into safe house
>team mate spoken by DM "why are you back?"
>"we have a problem"
>guards start kicking down door
>"that would be the problem
>team mate jumps out window
>follow him outside and climb up a building where he jumpsover to the barn
>i fall and just enter the barn through the door
>second teammate asks where first teammate is
>he flass through the roof
>have to pick him up on horse and run away
>got away with 5000 gold which a knome later stole
>from this day on i hate knomes and make them my preferred enemy

>decide to go off alone and get really fucked up
>trying tofind secret tunnel in an orv village
>apparently im the chosen one and must mate with the cheiftan
>get fucked in the ass
>i am jow allowed in the secret tunnel
>i fall into water and get dragged down by a giant squid
>get eaten
>wake up in a feild
>friend finds me and asks if im okay
>say "i just got eaten by s giant squid im not sure"
>leave out the rape part
>she says "well as long as your alive i guess..."
>she gets interrupted by me puking on her
>i pass out and puke for the rest of the quest randomly