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Funny Junk, I need your help.

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Submitted: 01/04/2013
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#3 - swooshbear (01/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Laxatives  before his date. Lots and lots of laxatives.
Laxatives before his date. Lots and lots of laxatives.
#13 - calsamurai (01/04/2013) [-]
Rape.
#11 - quietbrony (01/04/2013) [-]
Rape
User avatar #14 - pulpunderground (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't physically hurt him? kill his girlfriend.
User avatar #25 - iwanttousenumbers (01/04/2013) [-]
Have sex with your mom
User avatar #23 - mostlyshits (01/04/2013) [-]
stab him with a fork
erm
emotionally
User avatar #21 - thiswaytothelake (01/04/2013) [-]
Just look him in the eye in a serious and calm manner. Calmly explain to him that his life is absolutely meaningless to you. That he means nothing to you. Not that you hate him, in fact say you are obligated to love him because he is your brother. Equate him to a minor nuisance in your life. Something that causes a minor irritation but not enough to warrant an action against it. Like a next door neighbor who has a dog that only barks on occasion. While annoying, it does not happen frequently enough to warrant a response. Say this calmly and remain as stoic as possible. Do not respond to his response, no matter how negative it is. Continue this treatment to him neither affirming nor denying his existence.
User avatar #20 - octosaurusrex (01/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hide in the shower with a knife and a hockey mask. Once he comes in, you rape his fallopian tubes with the blade until he asks you to stop. Record it and upload pls.
#10 - quietbrony (01/04/2013) [-]
>Le Kill his girlfriend
#2 - eddymolly (01/04/2013) [-]
Rape
#26 - anon (01/04/2013) [-]
Hey look! OP is a huge steaming pile of faggot!
User avatar #16 - vade (01/04/2013) [-]
Laxatives...Laxatives everywhere and never tell him
User avatar #12 - bloodofthedragon (01/04/2013) [-]
Only you know his weaknesses and fears. Use it to your advantage. Or just post pictures as him when he was a baby on facebook.
User avatar #4 - dearleader (01/04/2013) [-]
Get his phone without his knowledge, text his girlfriend, get her to break up with him
#30 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
Grow the **** up. Wonder why he has a girlfriend and not you
#22 - elebel (01/04/2013) [-]
Love the laxative idea, Possibly Clean a toilet with his tooth brush after he has explosive diarrhea form said laxatives.
#29 - anon (01/06/2013) [-]
THROW HIS SPIKES IN A LAKE!!!!!!!
#28 - littlemaker (01/04/2013) [-]
next time his girlfriend is over get her phone (while they're 'busy'), and send him a text as thought it were meant to go to another guy his girlfriend is sleeping with. set a delivery timer so that it will get to his phone long after she leaves. this way when he gets it and angrily asks her wtf, she will respond (honestly) that she has no idea what hes talking about. hilarity ensues, and it cant be tied back to you. i dont know what carrier or hardware she might have but a lot of phones offer delayed delivery of texts, so this could be elaborated on in a near-infinite number of ways. good luck
User avatar #27 - the fuzzball (01/04/2013) [-]
punch his brain
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