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#2 - namnori
Reply +47
(01/02/2013) [-]
>New Years party
>7/10 drunk
>Walking across dance floor to get to the bar
>Slip, land in perfect splits position
>Everyone looks
>Start cheering
>Everyone is dancing around me
>Start crying
>Someone notices
>"Are you alright?"
>Say I'm dying in a faint voice
>Pretend to go limp in his arms
>"What do you need?"
>.....A tailor
>I RIPPED MY PANTS!!!
#11 to #2 - plox
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