Damn.

>Home alone
>Fap
the end

> home alone
> no one around
> say out loud i know your listening
> white windowless van
> in parking lot across from apartment
> tears ass out of there

>one night sitting in my room
>phone rings
>answer it
>"Hello?"
>"Bless you"
> 1 sec later i sneeze
>shit bricks because i don't have a phone

Then who was phone?

-be 19
-be bored
-call random number
- girl picks up, says her name is stephanie.
- I start to talk
- "My dick is hard."
-"Mine too."
-jizz in pants and hang up.
-don't know what you were expecting.

You should have thanked them for bestowing God's will upon you.

>home alone
>sneeze
> phone rings
>hallo?
>niko its ramon lets go bowling some time

> Be bored
> Get crazy idea
> Call up a few random people every day, never the same person
> Always say 'bless you' with hopes of freaking some people out at the perfect time
> A while later, go to Funnyjunk
> See this
> Shit bricks for the rest of this content

Then WHO WAS PHONE

seems legit

> live on a normal suburban street
> normal house
> don't really know any neighbors because i'm always out working or something
> At home one night
> neighbor is playing his guitar loud as fuck
> I can see him through my window
> pick up the phone to call him and tell him to turn it down
> number is already in phone
> as soon as I hit dial, I see him sneeze
> fuck it
> when he picks up the phone I say in a raspy voice "bless you" and hang up
> hfw

7 days later

2spooky4me

>Be at home one night
>Always sneezing
>Phone rings
>I pick up
>"john is kill"
>"no"

then who was fone?