>Be 5 or 6
>Have 2 friends: One guy, one girl- the only ones my age in my neighborhood
>Up on jungle gym my dad built for me for my birthday
>Not knowing any better I say: "Hey, let's see who's pee pee is longer."
>Me and guy friend exchange lengths. His was longer.
>Bitch won't show her pee pee.
>After 10 minutes of begging, she shows us.
>Look's like nothing there.
>Guy friend asks her why she doesn't have a pee pee.
>She says she doesn't know.
>He tells his dad that her dad cut her pee pee off.
>He's grounded for 2 weeks. Sorry Mason.