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First Kinky Experience
Uploaded by: sandyravage
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#96
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winnen (12/27/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
Mail them to her house, with this letter:
Now this is a story all about how your life got twisted, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became your anus's worst nightmare.
We were getting ready for sex, penis already raised.
I had waited for that moment for a couple of days.
Eating out, riding, relaxing all cool and using my tongue as a very kinky tool.
When she asked to use beads, who were up to no good, I immediately responded ''Ok, good''.
I was putting them in and I got kind of scared, it looked like her anus would get impaired.
I was trying to make her orgasm and when it came near, she started screaming out of joy and I thought ''this is definitely the best sex of the year''.
If anything i could say that this girl was rare, she even requested me to pull out the beads, which i feared.
She started to cum and I pulled out about seven or eight,
and because of that i opened the floodgate.
Looked at the ground, blood was everywhere,
and that is how i became your anus's worst nightmare.
Now this is a story all about how your life got twisted, turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there.
I'll tell you how I became your anus's worst nightmare.
We were getting ready for sex, penis already raised.
I had waited for that moment for a couple of days.
Eating out, riding, relaxing all cool and using my tongue as a very kinky tool.
When she asked to use beads, who were up to no good, I immediately responded ''Ok, good''.
I was putting them in and I got kind of scared, it looked like her anus would get impaired.
I was trying to make her orgasm and when it came near, she started screaming out of joy and I thought ''this is definitely the best sex of the year''.
If anything i could say that this girl was rare, she even requested me to pull out the beads, which i feared.
She started to cum and I pulled out about seven or eight,
and because of that i opened the floodgate.
Looked at the ground, blood was everywhere,
and that is how i became your anus's worst nightmare.
#68
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cwoodfreshman (12/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Yank with the force of a thousand suns
>Rip that shit like I'm starting a lawnmower
Oh my fuck, OP. I literally started crying from laughter. 10/10 my friend, 10/10.
>Rip that shit like I'm starting a lawnmower
Oh my fuck, OP. I literally started crying from laughter. 10/10 my friend, 10/10.
#126
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alstorp ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Yank with the force of a thousand suns
>Rip that shit like I'm starting a lawnmower
>Rip that shit like I'm starting a lawnmower
