alright OP here an idea, that will win every war!
alright you guys know that im OP, and since im OP I LOVE DILDOS! i just can't get enough of them! in my ass, up my mouth, hell ive even got some that fits in my dick hole, but that's not important. here is my idea for the ultimate weapon!
imagine you are a terrorist! your fighting American soldiers,, and hiding like a pussy behind a car. all the sudden a big dildo comes flying at you, and hits you right square in the face! you are so bewildered, confused. you stop shooting and say "THE ****? SERIOUSLY AMERICANS? YOU REALLY THINK WERE THAT LAME TO SHOOT DILDOS< NOT EVEN GIVE US THE RESPECT TO SHOOT BULLETS?!?! and right then, as you continue ranting and raving, the dildo blows up in an huge explosion! you see those aren't normal dildos, no they have high octain c4 in them, causing them to explode and kill your terrorist ass
Now imagine this! you are a soldier for the American army. you are stationed in the middle east. you think but throwing a grenade, but no they can throw it back, and you would be the **** tard that dies! so you bring out your DILDO LAUNCHER! they won't think about throwing it back. they will just sit there ranting, and processing the ******* that they just witnessed, then BOOM! no more Aqueda!
tl;dr: Dildo Launchers are the best weapon