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Submitted: 12/22/2012
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#2 - yofutofu (12/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
">Natural selection at its finest"   
>implying humans selecting mice is natural.
">Natural selection at its finest"
>implying humans selecting mice is natural.
#1 - zionsype (12/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The snake would kill one mouse, and take a long ass time eating it fully before going on to the next mouse
#9 - ilovetorapebacon (12/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
That awkward moment when your name is Mara...
That awkward moment when your name is Mara...
User avatar #15 - superpower (12/23/2012) [-]
What if all the winners are male?
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#16 - oikake ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Eugenics at its finest!
User avatar #25 - Crusader (12/23/2012) [-]
But that is the very definition of artificial selection
Only allowing those with the qualities you want to breed.
User avatar #13 - someanon (12/23/2012) [-]
I think that is more along the lines of selective breeding.
User avatar #14 - radtroll (12/23/2012) [-]
wouldn't you end up with randomly lucky mice ?
User avatar #28 - bosskiss (12/23/2012) [-]
>buy 200 snakes
>buy 1 mice
>place mice in a cage with a dead snake
>mice will be hungry and will eat the dead body of the snake as a last resort to survive
>give him a small part of his daily need of food after he has been feeding on the snake his body
>place a weak snake which doesn't have any energy into the cage
>let the mouse eat the weak snake
>repeat this process by adding a stronger snake into the cage every week.
>mice will be more alpha like you never have been
User avatar #30 - xplosevdiarrhea (12/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't natural selection, this is eugenics. It was the fundamental idea behind Hitler's book Mein Kampf and was his reason for ethnic cleansing.
User avatar #4 - norfolk (12/22/2012) [-]
This is amazing...but it would not work ONLY because snakes take three hundred ******* years to strike, then another century to swallow, and another 50 years to digest. Ridiculous. Snakes should be more badass.
#31 - outdrewfortytwo (12/23/2012) [-]
Great job there OP...now you have started the countdown till our destruction by acting as a catalyst to hyper evolve mice into the incredibly intelligent, pan-dimensional beings they are.
#29 - lolplop (12/23/2012) [-]
mfw i read the end
#27 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
that aint natural selection OP
#22 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
Mara Salvatrucha \m//,
#18 - anonymous (12/23/2012) [-]
and if hitler won we'd have a human master race.
#8 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
And that is how mousehunt came about.
#19 - Marcelaluv (12/23/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Mara.
MFW my name is Mara.
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