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yofutofu ONLINE (12/22/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
">Natural selection at its finest"
>implying humans selecting mice is natural.
>implying humans selecting mice is natural.
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zionsype ONLINE (12/22/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
The snake would kill one mouse, and take a long ass time eating it fully before going on to the next mouse
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MerchantChimp **User deleted account** (12/23/2012) [-] firstworldproblems.jpg I came here from front page. Now I won't have anything to look at tomorrow.
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Crusader ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-] But that is the very definition of artificial selection
Only allowing those with the qualities you want to breed.
Only allowing those with the qualities you want to breed.
#28
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bosskiss (12/23/2012) [-] >buy 200 snakes
>buy 1 mice
>place mice in a cage with a dead snake
>mice will be hungry and will eat the dead body of the snake as a last resort to survive
>give him a small part of his daily need of food after he has been feeding on the snake his body
>repeat
>place a weak snake which doesn't have any energy into the cage
>let the mouse eat the weak snake
>repeat this process by adding a stronger snake into the cage every week.
>mice will be more alpha like you never have been
>buy 1 mice
>place mice in a cage with a dead snake
>mice will be hungry and will eat the dead body of the snake as a last resort to survive
>give him a small part of his daily need of food after he has been feeding on the snake his body
>repeat
>place a weak snake which doesn't have any energy into the cage
>let the mouse eat the weak snake
>repeat this process by adding a stronger snake into the cage every week.
>mice will be more alpha like you never have been
#30
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xplosevdiarrhea (12/23/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This isn't natural selection, this is eugenics. It was the fundamental idea behind Hitler's book Mein Kampf and was his reason for ethnic cleansing.
#4
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norfolk (12/22/2012) [-] This is amazing...but it would not work ONLY because snakes take three hundred fucking years to strike, then another century to swallow, and another 50 years to digest. Ridiculous. Snakes should be more badass.
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outdrewfortytwo (12/23/2012) [-] Great job there OP...now you have started the countdown till our destruction by acting as a catalyst to hyper evolve mice into the incredibly intelligent, pan-dimensional beings they are.
