Here's an attempt at a "green text story" although this is true..
>be with homeschool group
>group goes bowling every wednesday
>make friends there (omg no way homeschooler with friends)
>friend that's a girl has a little bro
>little bro is really weird but cool to hang out with
>one day while talking with his sis he runs up to her
> ****** her ass and yells "TWEAK"
>instant wtf on everyone's face
>everyone in laughter, sis is super mad
>later on this kid does weird **** like this on a regular basis
>'Tweaks' my friends and I
>finally we start telling him to go "tweak" random people
>tfw was priceless
>they stop going to bowling not even a month later
>they stopped going because the lil bro kept groping people in public
>the kid was like 8yrs old
My brother just told me that he would tell the kid to go into the bathrooms, and when people were standing at the urinals, to push them into it. (So their dick hits the porcelain lol)
We were horrible.