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User avatar #16 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i used to eat tacobell every single day when i worked there, as a consequence, there would be times i would make it feel like an earthquake because i would shake the whole house, then the rancid smell of dead deer mixed with baby food, cat shit and vomit would assault anyone who was home, the worst part was the air vent is right above my bedroom door for the rest of the house.
User avatar #40 to #38 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
no, it's all true, every last word.
User avatar #42 to #41 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
back in the year 2004 i worked at tacobell, every single day i would several full meals while at work, this continued for four years, since my boss would yell at me if i let loose at work i started holding it all in, and now you know the rest of the story.
#43 to #42 - carleh (12/16/2012) [-]
Why didn't he just fire you? xD
User avatar #44 to #43 - novabird ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
my parents were part owners and no one else would put up with the bosses shit for as long as me, i trained over 10 people and most quit within a month and a few quit in the same day.
#19 to #16 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That doesn't sound pleasant
That doesn't sound pleasant
User avatar #21 to #19 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
some of them hurt from the force they produced, it was like an auto spanking from the cheeks slapping together and eating hot peppers only made it worse, i worked at tacobell for about 4 years as well.
#22 to #21 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell
User avatar #23 to #22 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i know some of my friends kids might need it, one of their kids passed out in the bathroom after i was in there and their dad went in wearing a gas mask just to pull him out.
#24 to #23 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
That's insane
That's insane
User avatar #25 to #24 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
good thing i haven't eaten tacobell like that in about 6 years though but i did have a grande meal of crunchy tacos to myself the other day with fire sauce, i think i'll avoid doing that for a while, the people at work didn't approve the aftermath the next day.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]
Sounds like a very very good decision
User avatar #27 to #26 - novabird ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
walking around with mexican red ass syndrome isn't exactly fun, those farts felt like fresh lava escaping.
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