Chain of events

#21 to #19 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]

some of them hurt from the force they produced, it was like an auto spanking from the cheeks slapping together and eating hot peppers only made it worse, i worked at tacobell for about 4 years as well.

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#22 to #21 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]

Sound's like you need medical attention after all that taco bell

#23 to #22 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]

i know some of my friends kids might need it, one of their kids passed out in the bathroom after i was in there and their dad went in wearing a gas mask just to pull him out.

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#24 to #23 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]

That's insane

#25 to #24 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]

good thing i haven't eaten tacobell like that in about 6 years though but i did have a grande meal of crunchy tacos to myself the other day with fire sauce, i think i'll avoid doing that for a while, the people at work didn't approve the aftermath the next day.

#26 to #25 - sheathedfang (12/12/2012) [-]

Sounds like a very very good decision

#27 to #26 - novabird (12/12/2012) [-]

walking around with mexican red ass syndrome isn't exactly fun, those farts felt like fresh lava escaping.

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#40 to #38 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]

no, it's all true, every last word.

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#42 to #41 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]

back in the year 2004 i worked at tacobell, every single day i would several full meals while at work, this continued for four years, since my boss would yell at me if i let loose at work i started holding it all in, and now you know the rest of the story.

#43 to #42 - carleh (12/16/2012) [-]

Why didn't he just fire you? xD

#44 to #43 - novabird (12/16/2012) [-]

my parents were part owners and no one else would put up with the bosses shit for as long as me, i trained over 10 people and most quit within a month and a few quit in the same day.

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#11 - N. Korean citizen (12/12/2012) [-]

Dead silence in Social Studies right... this kid just rips it , like It doesn't even sound real it's like a duck. or something and the teacher is sitting there holding in a laugh while every one else (except for the kid) is laughing. We don't even say it was him and he flips his shit ( his normal routine ) and starts throwing shit when he suddenly tries to kick a desk over and he stubs his toe and falls over.

We were dieing of laughter and the teacher was trying so hard not to.

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#3 - quitethedelicacy (12/11/2012) [-]

I rarely fart.
But my cat is a big farting machine.

#30 - kureizikitsune (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)

That awkward moment when you realize that when you fart, some asshole is just talking shit behind your back again.

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#33 - cleavage (12/12/2012) [-]

my mum just walked in to tell me she was going to go shopping, i farted for the whole minute she was in my room,and she didn't notice until i told her.

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#18 - ilickrainbows (12/12/2012) [-]

Oh god best laugh of the day.