Good guy technician

My parents rifle through my computer all the time, trying to find my porn.
I got real tired of their shit, so I made a folder labeled "dirty pictures" and filled it with pictures of dirt.
Their reactions were priceless.

>2012
>paying someone to run ccleaner & defragment

do you even compute?

OP, just how dumb are you?

ctrl+shift+n

**malizlewaa rolled a random image posted in comment #242 at Rattata **

What was on his computer

His browser when . . .

>Be underachiever me working at Best Buy
>Old lady comes in with her son's computer
>"Can you clean this for my son?"
>Look at history
>Foot fetish and child porn and gore
>dudewtf.jpeg
>Run disk cleanup
>delete history
>write a little note
>still can't sleep

Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.

Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.

mfw I worked in a computer store and almost every computer had homemade pictures and/or videos of the owner's wife, girlfriend, and sometimes daughter.

If only that were the truth. No you see, when you took your computer to get cleaned the cleaner actually showed the history to your mother, but this was too traumatizing to you so you blocked the memory and created this new one. But that's not all, when you were there you found that your mother was having an affair with the computer repairman, and the image was so horrifying that you blocked that out as well. And not only that, you realized that your mother was actually your father wearing the skin of a dead woman. All these events and more led you to go insane, and every day they try and ease you into the truth. Every day they have a session with you, this was the tenth session. There are still 90 more to go, 90 more monsters in the closet, 90 more truths that you have to deal with.

technicians face when he saw the history

You... took your computer somewhere... to get it cleaned?

a friend of mine used to dig though my files on my pc when I wasn't looking to find anything nefarious. after I noticed her doing this, I made a folder called "porn" and filled it with pictures of her. Her face was priceless.

>2012
>Not using Chrome incognito mode
>Lrn2pr0nz

hfw

Am i the only one here that has my own laptop that nobody else uses for any reason so I never ever have to worry about clearing my search history?