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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #27 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/11/2012) [-]
My parents rifle through my computer all the time, trying to find my porn.
I got real tired of their ****, so I made a folder labeled "dirty pictures" and filled it with pictures of dirt.
Their reactions were priceless.
#218 to #27 - misanthrizzle
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#219 to #27 - anon id: 0275cbb2
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**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #227 to #27 - vocarius
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stupid parents lol haha
User avatar #201 to #27 - annoyingsmartguy
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Why don't you just give them the links, so they can find their own porn?
User avatar #84 to #27 - velirosvo
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I made a prank like this as well. I made 2 users for my computer, one without a password (which I actually used) and one with a password. The one with a password had the real password written into password tip, so my parents just HAD to check it every time I was at school. They though they were smart because they though they could keep track of my usage of computer. The one without password was the one I used for porn, and the second one was just filled with folders like "porn, even more porn, lesbians, my hidden porn, gayporn" on the desktop. I even put some Rick'n roll videos into those folders named like "hotlesbiansinshower" etc. It was just pure madness how they looked at me when I told them that I checked those videos every day for "last used: dd.mm.yyyy" :D
#194 to #27 - vanoreo
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Every once and a while when I'm bored I flood my brother's desktop with a random image.

Last time it was this

I suppose dubs picks today's
User avatar #207 to #194 - ffx
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**ffx rolls 36** rule 34 of chairs.
User avatar #208 to #207 - ffx
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#205 to #194 - rheago
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**rheago rolls 20**
this
#204 to #194 - niimajneb
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**niimajneb rolls 79**
User avatar #203 to #194 - brosanction
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**brosanction rolls 23**
User avatar #202 to #194 - umaya
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**umaya rolls 85**
User avatar #200 to #194 - jeffthellamaking
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**jeffthellamaking rolls 89**
I'll give it a shot.
#199 to #194 - ChronoBoost
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**ChronoBoost rolls 31**
User avatar #198 to #194 - baconducky
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**baconducky rolls 06** dirt
#197 to #194 - sovietmaxx
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#196 to #194 - tmgrskat
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**tmgrskat rolls 76**
User avatar #38 to #27 - maxismahname
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and who the **** downloads porn anyway?
User avatar #51 to #38 - fgtometer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Can get mucho higher quality and not have blueball when your internet connection is dead
User avatar #54 to #51 - jeffthellamaking
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Someone who understands.
:'D
User avatar #55 to #54 - fgtometer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I would say brofist but eh... you know...
User avatar #56 to #55 - jeffthellamaking
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I understand.
#80 to #55 - thejerseyjenn
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all the fist without ... well i think you get it
User avatar #228 to #54 - vocarius
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yeah ahah
User avatar #45 to #38 - gameshredder
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I do.
#138 to #38 - Apes
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My fap folder is virtually a mirror of the entire internet. 60gb of pure glory. You name it, I got it.
#167 to #138 - buttinspecter
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Only 10,343 files?
User avatar #217 to #138 - LePedobear
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lol @ you thinking 60GB is a lot of porn. nooooooooooob.
I have 300GB and thats nothing compared to whats out there
#188 to #138 - iamtheonlypro
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Lol, sound garden complete discography
User avatar #149 to #138 - tropius
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My computer's name is Glados too...
#2 - wonderkid
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User avatar #154 to #2 - twillight
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search for "porn" on the computer and it will pop up
User avatar #32 to #2 - waaw
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NeverGonnaGiveYouUp.wmv
User avatar #37 to #2 - foxythekid
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and in that folder is a picture a panda and a woman crying
#36 - hadzz
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>2012
>paying someone to run ccleaner & defragment

do you even compute?
User avatar #88 to #36 - huashuashuas
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maybe the guy was actually, literally, cleaning his computer? they accumulate a lot of dust, and(at least in Brazil) it's reccomended to clean them to reduce overheating, etc
#89 to #88 - hadzz
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Yes, because you notice someones search history when you're dusting someones computer.
User avatar #90 to #89 - huashuashuas
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me no remember how to brain
User avatar #108 to #36 - Fagela
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It was his mom who took it, she doesn't compute.
User avatar #226 to #36 - vocarius
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Lol troll face
User avatar #48 to #36 - semisane
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doesn't ccleaner include a defrag?
User avatar #57 to #48 - hadzz
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I don't think so, but Auslogics Disk Defrag is best in my opinion.
#20 - Jackimole
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OP, just how dumb are you?
User avatar #30 to #20 - deathwilldie
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obviously he pays somebody else to clean his PC for him, so pretty dumb.
#1 - senortanto
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This image has expired
ctrl+shift+n
#86 to #1 - anon id: 7ebedc0f
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How did you get out of Pokémon Board? Go back senortanto! You're needed elsewhere!
User avatar #16 to #1 - crampers
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And to the people who hasn't figured out firefox yet "Ctrl+Shift+P"
#18 - mrskyler
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#123 - malizlewaa
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**malizlewaa rolled a random image posted in comment #242 at Rattata **

What was on his computer
#157 to #123 - moldybreadcrumb
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User avatar #168 to #123 - buttinspecter
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A wild Rattata appears.
User avatar #184 to #123 - lieutenantderp
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a wild Ratata appears!
#133 to #123 - beavisnbutthead
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#10 - anonymoose
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His browser when . . .
User avatar #49 to #10 - zakaizer
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Give me a minute, whats it called? (Like the specific name of it, or author please)
User avatar #12 to #10 - superunclesam
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I laughed pretty goddamn hard
I have to find that theme and change my friends chrome to it
User avatar #14 to #12 - anonymoose
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I warn you, he'll drown in pussy.
User avatar #15 to #14 - superunclesam
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Actually he may have a severe freak out because he seriously hates mlp
so it's gonna be a hilarious day
#35 to #15 - fuzdohraa
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a brony friend of mine has changed so that his computer makes mlp sounds whenever he unpluggs a device... just a hint....
User avatar #53 to #35 - fgtometer
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I changed my friends unplug sound to a 1/2 hour long song that took 15 minutes to fade it. pwnt.exe
User avatar #41 - epicsauciness
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>Be underachiever me working at Best Buy
>Old lady comes in with her son's computer
>"Can you clean this for my son?"
>Look at history
>Foot fetish and child porn and gore
>dudewtf.jpeg
>Run disk cleanup
>delete history
>write a little note
>still can't sleep
User avatar #99 to #41 - dustyshane
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There was this entire thread on reddit once full of bestbuy workers that encountered people with CP on their laptops.

I don't know if I ever want to work there.

btw, you really should've called the Cops.
#73 to #41 - caplocker
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Child porn? you cleaned it up? Man, I'd have called the police.
User avatar #47 to #41 - alfjnn
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There's worse fetishes than foot fetishes, bro.
#44 - curtisbentley
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Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.   
   
Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.
Noticed your history? I don't see a reason why a disk defrag and deleting temporary internet files would even bring up the History section.

Nosy bastard, ain't a bro at all.