Apple: introducing the all new...
HTC: anybody wants to go yawn?
Samsung: I'll join you
Apple: MIND BLOWING
Motorola: where the hell is the remote?
Sony: oh look, the Wiggles is on
Apple: dude. wake up. this sh!t here is simply amazing
Samsung: it's going to feature all the sh!t Android had for years
Apple: yea, it will just be better
HTC: you mean limited?
Apple: you should know my slogan by now. Just like this one. Only better.