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Walmart greeter

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Submitted: 12/09/2012
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User avatar #1 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Does Walmart still have greeters?
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#2 - overlordss (12/09/2012) [-]
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#13 - idkijustdo (12/10/2012) [-]
"Welcome to Walmart. Get your **** and get out!"
User avatar #9 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (12/09/2012) [-]
Well this joke, I can honestly say, is older than the internet. The first time I heard this was 1993, whereas the modern internet was developed in 1996 or 1997.
#19 - zagnorathh (12/10/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is funny, because Walmart doesn't have greeter's anymore.

-Works at Walmart.
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#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [-]
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http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?2958902-Wal-Mart-Greeter-joke

**** you claiming this joke as your own, this joke has been passed around more than your sister
#23 - elemenohpe (12/10/2012) [-]
>Work at CT (Canadian Tire)   
>Me and Co-worker putting out stock while grumpy old man comes up to us and asks where water coolers are   
>Take him down the aisle to show him the selection   
>'These aren't 						*******					 water coolers!'   
>Co-worker age 25 says 'Yes these are water coolers'   
>'NO I WANT ONE THAT CAN STAND UP IN MY TRUCK!'   
>'Water coolers are meant for indoor recreational use'   
>'NO THEY 						*******					 AREN'T YOU 						*******					 MORON!'   
>'Yes they are.' Points at the word 'Water Cooler' on box   
>' YOU'RE ALL 						*******					 USELESS! YOU DONT KNOW 						****					 FROM 						****					! YOU'RE PROBABLY 28 YEARS OLD WORKING AT A RETAIL STORE! MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OF YOURSELF YOU 						*******					 RETARD! GO TO SCHOOL, GET AN EDUCATION!'   
>Co-Worker gets serious face on him and yells 'DON'T YOU EVER 						*******					 DISRESPECT ME, I SERVED 2 YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND I PUT MY LIFE OUT TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I COME BACK AND SEE THIS KIND OF 						****					?! NO 						*******					 THANKS, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GET THE 						****					 OUT OF MY STORE!'   
>Managers hear commotion and come over to hear what happened.   
>Man gets kicked out and banned from store and co-worker gets a week off to cool down.   
>MFW
>Work at CT (Canadian Tire)
>Me and Co-worker putting out stock while grumpy old man comes up to us and asks where water coolers are
>Take him down the aisle to show him the selection
>'These aren't ******* water coolers!'
>Co-worker age 25 says 'Yes these are water coolers'
>'NO I WANT ONE THAT CAN STAND UP IN MY TRUCK!'
>'Water coolers are meant for indoor recreational use'
>'NO THEY ******* AREN'T YOU ******* MORON!'
>'Yes they are.' Points at the word 'Water Cooler' on box
>' YOU'RE ALL ******* USELESS! YOU DONT KNOW **** FROM **** ! YOU'RE PROBABLY 28 YEARS OLD WORKING AT A RETAIL STORE! MAKE SOMETHING GOOD OF YOURSELF YOU ******* RETARD! GO TO SCHOOL, GET AN EDUCATION!'
>Co-Worker gets serious face on him and yells 'DON'T YOU EVER ******* DISRESPECT ME, I SERVED 2 YEARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND I PUT MY LIFE OUT TO SAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I COME BACK AND SEE THIS KIND OF **** ?! NO ******* THANKS, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND GET THE **** OUT OF MY STORE!'
>Managers hear commotion and come over to hear what happened.
>Man gets kicked out and banned from store and co-worker gets a week off to cool down.
>MFW
User avatar #21 - avastbluesky (12/10/2012) [-]
this is a damn old repost OP, what the **** ?
User avatar #18 - hellsjester (12/10/2012) [-]
ointment her kingdom for some ointment
User avatar #6 - mondprinzessin (12/09/2012) [-]
lol this used to be an old joke but i think this may be better
User avatar #5 - hellsjester (12/09/2012) [-]
I love this guy who posted right now lol
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