english class

So today in my English class,

I sit in the in the front of the class. ( I try to piss off the teacher ) Well, this teacher always has a fan going through out the class period and it was flipping my papers every damn time it turned my way. It started to get really fucking annoying so I politely asked her, " Can I turn this fan off? " Her reply was "No, get to work." That was like this first time I stopped working that class period. So, she pissed me off. I slowly turned to my friend that sat like two seats diagonally behind me and I started laughing, he said "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I whispered catch this.. As soon as the fan turned my way again, he fell on the floor with his head in his shirt laughing uncontrollably. All the students and even the teacher aid in the corner looked down at him, then they all looked up, ( it was such a delayed reaction ) started sniffing and making disgusted ass faces, then one student ended the awkward silence with, "WHO THE FUCK FARTED?" I laid my head down crying in laughter, had my hand in the air and said me.