The story of my dog hating neighbor
>Be sitting on back porch
>See rad dog
>He be hungry
>Throw him a burger
>Takes it and runs off
>Next day, back porch, yada yada
>See asian neighbor laying something on the ground
>"What'cha got there, man?"
>"IT BURGER, IT BURGER WITH ANTI-FREEZE IN IT, KILL STRAY DOG"
>Late at night
>Replace anti-freeze burger with regular burger
>Neighbor watches dog eat burger
>He come outside the next day, sees the dog
>Sets out more poisonburger
>Replace it again
>Goes on for five days
>"WADAFAQ U DOG, U STILL ALIVE FAQ U"
>"FAQ U MAN I'MA SHOOT DIS DOG"
>While he's inside getting the gun, jump fence, grab dog
>Bring into my house
>Adopt terminator dog
>Live happily ever after