Fuck mom

"Mom didn't hear"
Son you just got trolled by your mom.

So what did the guy in the movie say?

and thats how fights are started

If you walk in halfway through the movie/show and start askin questions every minute we gonna have some issues.

What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

My Mama's fw i tell her to shut up

You should really put a comma in your title next time.

Fuck mom
Fuck, mom

Commas, the difference between incest and anger.

HFW

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Mama slapped me so hard I turned Asian.

HFW she knew what he said all along.

What you should've done after

This is a time when a complete sentence is necessary. Examples below.

Hey, what did that guy say in the movie?
Shut up.
*slaps*

Hey, what did that guy say in the movie?
The guy said shut up.
Interesting movie son, good pick.

hfw

>getting dropped off by friends dad as a kid
>asks what kind of dog neighbor has
>i tell him it's a Shih Tzu
>dad yells at me for swearing
>too young to correct his lack of hearing
>mfw he's my football coach and i get 0 playing time when attending catholic gradeschool