> Take a ****
> Friends coming over for a poker night
> **** literally the size of a jacket potato
> Won't flush
> Flush violently until they come
> Still won't go down, **** it.
> Friends come in
> Chance it and say "come and have a look at my glorious **** I did earlier"
> They are in awe of my massive kurick ****
> Reach early hours of the morning
> Bonno emerges from my bathroom
> Starts playing poker with us
> Beats us all