>Nickelback isn't half bad.
>Chuck Norris is 72, a roundhouse kick would break his hip.
>I have never witnessed, nor even heard of a black person stealing a bike.
>Nutella is just awful.
>I have never seen a black person at KFC.
>Justin Bieber can't be gay, he dated a girl I would bang.
>I have never seen a Jew go for a penny.
>I'm OP and I've been straight for 18 years.