Omegle is fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Jack Frost.
Stranger: Oh, hey Phil.
You: Sarah?
Stranger: Phil?
You: I-is that you?
Stranger: Maybe..
Stranger: Phil, why are you here?
You: I tried to message you but you wouldn't pick up
Stranger: That's cause my phone broke.
You: Oh
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: It's all right
You: Now I have found you I need to tell you something
Stranger: All right, go ahead.
You: I-I love you!
Stranger: Oh Phil
Stranger: I wanted to say this to you all my life
Stranger: I'm pregnant!
You: Well shit
Stranger: Everything worked out in the end
You: I have to go .. Don't try to message me!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: I CAN'T ANYWAY
You: BYE BITCH
Stranger: PHIL YOU LOVED ME
You: WE NEVER HAD SEX AND YOU ARE PREGNANT! aint nobody got tome for dat!
Stranger: *sobs* I HAD SEX WITH YOU WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP
You: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU CRAZY ASS WOMAN
Stranger: I'M SORRY. I WAS DRUNK TOO
You: JUST BECAUSE A MAN HAS WOOD IN HIS SLEEP DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM!
Stranger: SORRY. IT WAS JUST CALLING TO ME, OKAY?
Stranger: THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO FIND YOU
Stranger: BUT MY PHONE BROKE
Stranger: AND NOW WE'RE HERE
You: I-I'm sorry. I just, I'm not ready to be a dad!
Stranger: It's okay. I'll try to take care of our child on my own.
Stranger: I just wanted to let you know that the child is yours
You: I have a $100 that I can lend you but that is all I have. Buy some diaper or something. Facebook message me if you need anything!
Stranger: OK. Know that I still love you
You: OK. I love you to. I'll come round in an hour. Maybe some make-up sex?
Stranger: PHIL. I'm 6 months pregnant!
You: Fact: Having sex when you are pregnant helps the baby.
You: Do you know the gender
Stranger: Seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: It's gonna be a surprise
You: Have you thought of names?
Stranger: Well
Stranger: If it's a boy
Stranger: I like the name Jack
You: I like that name
Stranger: Yay! So it's decided if the child's a boy, he'll be named Jack
You: OK. I have to go Sarah. Work is being a pain in the ass an asked me to go it. Bye
You have disconnected.