story time 2

You've established your dominion over that class.

Next,

The rest of the school.

2spooky

Satan would never say sorry.

i work at wendy's and i cum in your frosties

THIS IS NOT, THE GREATEST POST IN THE WORLD NO...
THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE.

YFW

I was filling up a glass with ice water at work today.
It was a little bit hot because it was just washed, and another server was standing next to me.
After a couple seconds the glass split all the way down the middle in two due to the heat mixture (science shit).
The other server looked at me and said "How the hell did that happen?"
Quick thinking I put my hand out to the glass and put to fingers to the side of my head. Then I picked up the glass and said "Sorry I told myself I wouldn't practice that at work" then walked casually as fuck into the kitchen.
She stood there stunned and kept giving me scared looks the rest of the day.
>MFW I walk away and my co-worker thinks I have Jedi Mind Powers

You must use your powers for good, Hellboy.

Now you can have some fun with them.

Oh how relevant

Yes.
All of your classmates definitely think you're Satan now...
Better move on to some less suspecting victims.

sorry

Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

i think they wouldve been more scared if you wispered to yourself loud enough for people nearby to listen