truStory

Today I broke up with the girl I've been with for the last three years.
We have been living together for 2 years now in the house I bought
She has said some stuff in the past, I just ignored the stupid stuff
Shes hot, shaves pussy, 8/10
She has said stupid shit
I would joke about it with my friends later
We were watching discovery channel and something came up about the moon
This is what she said:
"Isn't the moon just a dried out sun."
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
HER:The moon...it just an old sun
ME: WHAT!? The sun is a star
HER: No, Stars are smaller than the moon.
ME:...............
HER: If stars were bigger then they would look closer
ME:...............
HER:.......... ....

I wish I could tell my friends, but its too fucking embarrassing. So I thought I would share with all of you.

And the she said something about airplanes flying between the small stars.

And she is a fucking Licensed Veterinary Technician at a horse hospital

WHAT!?!