well here i sit November 19th, and it has been 21 days since my last yank and pull, so i only have 11 more days left... ****
let me see if i can better convey my feelings for this fact.
that was me smashing my face against the keyboard
to compound the fun, last Saturday i was supposed to up my dosage of volume max pills to 3 twice a day. however i said ****
it and have been taking 5 twice a day for the past weak. oh yes, to add to the list of my already poor decisions i have been eating more celery... lots more. interesting note about celery, being a very fibrous plant it is to your bowels as massive amounts of hair are to your sink drain. i'll let you work it out from there.
my boners have gotten so bad iv had to start using icy hot on my crotch to get my penis to behave, nothing says self control like searing hot crotch pain.
fun side note: do you know what the benefits to not masturbating are?
unless you count the overabundance of hand lotion i still have.