Faith in humanity

>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>a man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can’t avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point

>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>pushes

>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London
>see kid being laughed at by group surrounding him
>kids steps on rail, as if to jump
>run to him, try to hold him back
>"no my friend, don't do it!"
>kid tell me it was a joke
>fuck me, right?

>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>pushes
>i fall over the side

mfw ruse

More like he was Russian toward you. Eh? Eh?



Guys?

>be in London on a bridge
>joke about jumping off
>put foot on railing
>elderly man rushes over
>puts hand on shoulder
>'John is kill'
>'no'

Why do I always get a feel when Russian people are involved?

>Be right out of high school
>not many friends
>go to beach with cute girl 7/10
>still the best I could do
>I'm pretty weak not to bright
>not the "ladies man"
>but she tells me I'm funny
>spend whole day making jokes with her
>people start to notice
>soon people think I'm hilarious
>make tons of friends and start to get along with everybody
>everything went better than expected
>girl starts crushing on me
>fuck yea
>go into funny overdrive
>people continue to love me
>but soon they get tired of me
>my jokes get annoying and repetitive
>girl tells me I'm a loser
>starting to feel real shitt
>thought that everybody liked me but I blew it
>now she won't even spare me a passing glance
>all because I ripped my pants

i thought it was going to end with London bridge falling down, severely disappointed op

>At London Bridge with girlfriend
>Jokingly, place foot on railing
>wedon'tdothathalfwayshit.png
>Both feet on railing, standing.
>Old Russian guy rushes up to me
NODON'TDOIT.mp3
>Pushes me off
>I DO IT FOR YOU
wellfuck.jpeg
>Do a barrel roll and a fucking back flip, facing bridge now
>Looks like its slipping away under my feet
>London Bridge is falling down
>Falling Down
>Falling Down
>London Bridge is Falling Down
>My fair lady
mfw

>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>"in soviet russia, bridge jumps off of you."
>dead serious
>walks away
>wat.jpg

>On the bus
>Some 5th kid is arguing with some douche in 8th grade, whatevs
>Douchey kid says something that brings the younger kid to tears
>Batman Mode activated
>Walk down the isle, grab the kid by the collar and pull him face-to-face
>"If you ever do that again, I'll break your fingers"
>Push him back in his seat, leave

>Next day, about to get off the bus
>Little kid that was teased taps me on the leg
>"Thanks for standing up for me yesterday" :/
>"No problem"
>Get off the bus and start to walk away
>Look back
>Same kid is waving at me through the window
>Flash a quick "Bye"

The feels hit when I realised I'm the hero I always needed

I expected that he was going to push

Anyone would've ran over and told you not to do it... you're not special.

>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me
>"do a flip!"

>being on the bridge next to Parliament in London with friends
>be joking that you're jumping off
>put a foot on the railing
>elderly Russian man rushes towards me and puts his hand on me
>"no my friend, let me help you!"
>dead serious
>pushed me off

But seriously, OP. What you did was a dick move. You could have at least pretended the old man saved you, so he'd feel better about it.