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#8 - CIS White Male (11/16/2012) [-]
Go see the movie.

within first ten minutes rip off your pants and jam a sharpie in the pooper.
also not one of the little ones, but the thick one thats 7-8 inches in length so you can see it protrude.

also, make sure you put popcorn in your hair, then run into the front of the theater and screech at the top of your lungs.

after the mating call has been announced, yell to your girlfriend.
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER, WHENEVER YOU SEE CLIT YOU'LL SEE THIS FACE.

Now the war cry has been sung and you can begin.

Drink your bottle of epigak and start your crusade on the front row.
vomit everywhere.


Then atlast, go to your girlfriend and state.

This.. this is what you made me, you have made me become that in which i most despise.

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELF?
#12 to #8 - dafuqman (11/16/2012) [-]
we may have a winner.
we may have a winner.
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