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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - KayRed
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I hope this applies to other bodily functions, and that the volume is based on severity, because I would love nothing more than to walk into a bathroom, see the characteristic feet under the stall door, and just hear some one yelling "****" followed by a distinct plop.
#200 to #4 - gorillaztwentyfour
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Kinda like this?
#23 - theJENK
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I can smell you...
User avatar #134 to #23 - JoshBauer
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"AW IM GON SLICE THE **** OUT OF YOU, BITCH"
User avatar #155 to #23 - shitshitshit
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oh god yes
#30 to #23 - wwttff
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I'm creeping around right now. You just cant see me
#31 to #30 - wwttff
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as I have evolved invisibility.
User avatar #24 to #23 - someponynew
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Though I may have a measly shiv, it is quite effective when applied to the jugular.
#45 to #24 - Jormundar
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User avatar #68 to #45 - colegaleener
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Sean Anners?
#10 - titsandpuss
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fart
fart
User avatar #28 to #10 - zakaizer
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The lights flicker with his headbanging, the guitarist is on an acoustic, its about farts... What more do you need?
#41 - finalkai
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Then Morgan Freeman would narrate my farts.
User avatar #57 to #41 - carelessinteractin
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"this neutron st...fart...star"
#65 to #41 - fnerkfnerk
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"The human. digestive. system. Capable of supporting an omnivorous diet, it is largely responsible for humanity's notorious adaptability..."
#74 to #65 - ahj
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you magnificent ************
#69 to #65 - kaboomz
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This image has expired
someone give this man 1000 thumbs
#52 - irokk
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Wait.

Does he just say fart, or does he draw out the word the longer the fart
#125 - kapurass
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fart
#126 to #125 - gurgleflep **User deleted account**
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User avatar #141 to #127 - thetom
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my shirt right now says that.....
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#154 to #143 - thetom
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Bow chicka Wow wow
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User avatar #161 to #158 - falloutplayer
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Your hair looks kinda like egoraptor's...
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User avatar #171 to #167 - falloutplayer
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User avatar #181 to #179 - falloutplayer
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I really like your hair...i don't really pay attention to hair much but DAYUM!
User avatar #182 to #181 - falloutplayer
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Looks just like his
#152 to #143 - thetom
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User avatar #149 to #143 - thetom
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Gotta make it smaller for fj! the ****? too many pixels? im late for class =[ Pero un momento.
User avatar #146 to #143 - thetom
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one sec. Delivery imminent .
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User avatar #138 to #126 - npfortytwo
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*Fart Vader
#133 to #125 - swagbot
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Diarrhea
#116 - plehhbloops
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Comment Picture
User avatar #190 to #116 - succubus
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I honestly, do not know why i find this so amazingly hilarious.

xD
User avatar #105 - happygrowman
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I wish it was Morgan Freemans voice...

And a long fart would be a narration!

Example : You walk into the bathroom and hear this:
" I wish I could tell you that Andy pooped a good turd, and the mexican food let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but taco bell is no fairy-tale world."
#119 to #105 - scramf
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This had me laughing harder than  the content, so good on you!
This had me laughing harder than the content, so good on you!
#135 to #119 - auscol
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I spy a Homestuck.
I spy a Homestuck.
#263 to #135 - scramf
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Damnit, I lost D:<   
   
I hate playing eye spy with my little eye....
Damnit, I lost D:<

I hate playing eye spy with my little eye....
User avatar #136 to #119 - midlight
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good on you :I
#43 - switchblayde
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Imagine a fart with THIS voice...
User avatar #54 to #43 - greyshirt
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Damn, the Taco Bell drive-through would be backed up for miles.
User avatar #55 to #54 - switchblayde
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FFFAAAAHT.
#90 - mustachebro
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As long as it's not Michael McDonald.