My friends, today I experienced the worst pain I have ever felt in my life so far, and this pain was a full length PUBE stuck down my penis hole. How it got there is unknown to me and I have no desire to find out, but it was stuck all the way down with only a little bit sticking out. Now, this pain was excruciating. Like incredibly painful- probably on a similar pain scale as getting fisted by Wolverine. I decided I needed to get it out, so I proceeded to drink 1.5 litres of water and go for a very long piss. This was equally as painful but worth it because the pube came out in around 10-15 seconds. That, ladies and gentlemen, is my worst experience of pain, those who say "pics or it didn't happen" can kill themselves because I couldn't give a ****
whether you believe me or not- I just felt I needed to share this with you.