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I sent my girlfriend flowers at work today, along with some sappy/cute excuse for a poem I came up with on the spot. She texted me when she got them:

"I love it when you're romantic. It's so cute."

I replied with:

"Your vagina was top notch last night. 10 out of 10. Would penetrate again."
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#1 - blocked
Reply -27 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
/b/
#3 to #1 - kyrkrtg
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(11/10/2012) [-]
Whoa there, Charles Dickens. I didn't come here to read a novel.
#5 to #3 - thegreatcalvino
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(11/10/2012) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #16332 at Hating ** K.
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#6 - montybalboa
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(11/10/2012) [-]
SMOOTH AS ****.
User avatar #12 - twansitionfma
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10/10 never getting laid again..
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