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    I sent my girlfriend flowers at work today, along with some sappy/cute excuse for a poem I came up with on the spot. She texted me when she got them:

    "I love it when you're romantic. It's so cute."

    I replied with:

    "Your vagina was top notch last night. 10 out of 10. Would penetrate again."
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    Whoa there, Charles Dickens. I didn't come here to read a novel.
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