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#25 - pulpunderground ONLINE (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. she's my sister   
2. she's 7   
3. she's really not that good in bed
1. she's my sister
2. she's 7
3. she's really not that good in bed
User avatar #16 - justrowlin (11/09/2012) [-]
1) I'm a pussy
4) I'm a coward
17) I'm not good with numbers, so how could I phone?
#1 - midboe (11/09/2012) [-]
I tried, she said no, now i know.
#19 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I did, she asked me to come over, then told me to kill myself.

She was my best friend up till that point
#24 to #19 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
I highly doubt the legitimacy of this.
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User avatar #35 - swikkid (11/09/2012) [-]
i don't have her number
User avatar #128 - TheFreak (11/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1) Because she's straight.
2) Because she's straight
3) Because she's straight
#88 - blokrokker (11/10/2012) [-]
1. She doesn't know who I am.   
2. I don't have her number.   
3. I don't know who she is.
1. She doesn't know who I am.
2. I don't have her number.
3. I don't know who she is.
#76 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
1) Because I'm on the phone with her right 						*******					 now   
2) Because we've been on the phone for at least 3 hours this conversation   
3) Because she won't shut the 						****					 up and I'm just pretending to listen while browsing FJ
1) Because I'm on the phone with her right ******* now
2) Because we've been on the phone for at least 3 hours this conversation
3) Because she won't shut the **** up and I'm just pretending to listen while browsing FJ
User avatar #4 - medewu (11/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1.she said it would ruin our friendship,
2.she only see's me as a Big Brother
3.she likes girls... O_O
^This one tripped me up...
#189 - italianchef (11/10/2012) [-]
because shes on a plane. and has had a boyfriend for a year. and tells me im like her brother. and her twin is my best friend. and on top of that i already told her and got rejected
#171 - pedobearson (11/10/2012) [-]
1.It would wake her up
2. I would be arrested
3. She's 4 and doesn't have a cell phone.

Sorry for lack of originality. Felt like it needed to be a little less serious.
User avatar #168 - ballisticmasacre (11/10/2012) [-]
1. Because I'm already dating her
2. Because she's asleep
3. Because in 2 weeks we'll be together for a year
4. Because I love her
#113 - DmOnZ (11/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Five months ago I started going out with her.  She was perfect 8/10, loved anime, zelda, pokemon, fj, bacon and was an amazing artist.  Throughout the summer we get closer together, I realize that I'm falling in love with her.  School comes around again, final year.  She doesn't want PDA, but I don't care.  We meet secretly on the weekends.  I make the mistake of telling a friend I thought I could trust who then goes and tells the school.  Other guys start hitting on her as a joke to piss me off, start taking the mickey out on her saying "ooooh where's Doug or Be careful, you sure Doug would like that?"  Things start to get awkward, I try to fix them but we decide to take a break.  Things start to get back together, but things are still a little off.  I decide I'm going to surprise her with tickets to RHCP who is her favorite band.  Be a week and a couple days ago, she says we need to talk... "oh 						****					".  She says that what my friend did and school (since it's last year) are putting to much stress on her and things aren't working and it's over.  I disagree, but just stand there stunned in shock and agree.  Three days later I'm at a party which I agreed to drive her home at.  I was going to tell her my true feelings.  Go to get a drink and come back to her grinding on a kid from my grade.  I drop my coke and stumble outside.  I drive home without her.  She texts me the next day saying she's sorry.  I pour my heart out and she replies "I'm sorry Doug, it's just easier if we move on... I just don't want to hurt you."  I respond only two words "too late."  I sit on my bed for an hour before standing up to get a drink.  As I walk past my desk I see the two tickets to RHCP that forgot about.  I grab them with a shaking hand and cry for the first time in six years...   
   
I'd like to believe that OP, I really wish I could... but the truth is, I can't, because I already have.
Five months ago I started going out with her. She was perfect 8/10, loved anime, zelda, pokemon, fj, bacon and was an amazing artist. Throughout the summer we get closer together, I realize that I'm falling in love with her. School comes around again, final year. She doesn't want PDA, but I don't care. We meet secretly on the weekends. I make the mistake of telling a friend I thought I could trust who then goes and tells the school. Other guys start hitting on her as a joke to piss me off, start taking the mickey out on her saying "ooooh where's Doug or Be careful, you sure Doug would like that?" Things start to get awkward, I try to fix them but we decide to take a break. Things start to get back together, but things are still a little off. I decide I'm going to surprise her with tickets to RHCP who is her favorite band. Be a week and a couple days ago, she says we need to talk... "oh **** ". She says that what my friend did and school (since it's last year) are putting to much stress on her and things aren't working and it's over. I disagree, but just stand there stunned in shock and agree. Three days later I'm at a party which I agreed to drive her home at. I was going to tell her my true feelings. Go to get a drink and come back to her grinding on a kid from my grade. I drop my coke and stumble outside. I drive home without her. She texts me the next day saying she's sorry. I pour my heart out and she replies "I'm sorry Doug, it's just easier if we move on... I just don't want to hurt you." I respond only two words "too late." I sit on my bed for an hour before standing up to get a drink. As I walk past my desk I see the two tickets to RHCP that forgot about. I grab them with a shaking hand and cry for the first time in six years...

I'd like to believe that OP, I really wish I could... but the truth is, I can't, because I already have.
User avatar #54 - epicextreme (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no credit
its 2am
i need to take a leek
#66 to #54 - zerojaxx (11/10/2012) [-]
here you go now you only have two reasons
#193 - trollgiggity (11/10/2012) [+] (10 replies)
1) It's midnight
2) I don't want things to get awkward
3) She doesn't feel the same way.
#202 to #201 - mcatheistnuggets (11/10/2012) [-]
This is now a full blown feel thread. GIVE ME YOUR FEELS!
User avatar #172 - oxYKellark (11/10/2012) [-]
1. I dont know anyone to call
2. **** you OP I do what i want
3. I'm busy playing Halo 4
User avatar #131 - sixsicsix (11/10/2012) [-]
Because She don't exist.
****
You
User avatar #77 - beasert (11/10/2012) [-]
1) There is no one.
2) There is no one.
3) There is no one.
User avatar #70 - Clone (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. I'm gay.
2. I don't have a (currently functioning) phone.
3. I'm gay.
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