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#25 - pulpunderground ONLINE (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1. she's my sister   
2. she's 7   
3. she's really not that good in bed
1. she's my sister
2. she's 7
3. she's really not that good in bed
User avatar #16 - justrowlin (11/09/2012) [-]
1) I'm a pussy
4) I'm a coward
17) I'm not good with numbers, so how could I phone?
#1 - midboe (11/09/2012) [-]
I tried, she said no, now i know.
#19 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I did, she asked me to come over, then told me to kill myself.

She was my best friend up till that point
#24 to #19 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
I highly doubt the legitimacy of this.
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User avatar #35 - swikkid (11/09/2012) [-]
i don't have her number
User avatar #128 - TheFreak (11/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1) Because she's straight.
2) Because she's straight
3) Because she's straight
#88 - blokrokker (11/10/2012) [-]
1. She doesn't know who I am.   
2. I don't have her number.   
3. I don't know who she is.
1. She doesn't know who I am.
2. I don't have her number.
3. I don't know who she is.
#76 - nevergetsdubs ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
1) Because I'm on the phone with her right fucking now   
2) Because we've been on the phone for at least 3 hours this conversation   
3) Because she won't shut the fuck up and I'm just pretending to listen while browsing FJ
1) Because I'm on the phone with her right fucking now
2) Because we've been on the phone for at least 3 hours this conversation
3) Because she won't shut the fuck up and I'm just pretending to listen while browsing FJ
User avatar #4 - medewu (11/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
1.she said it would ruin our friendship,
2.she only see's me as a Big Brother
3.she likes girls... O_O
^This one tripped me up...
#189 - italianchef ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
because shes on a plane. and has had a boyfriend for a year. and tells me im like her brother. and her twin is my best friend. and on top of that i already told her and got rejected
#171 - pedobearson (11/10/2012) [-]
1.It would wake her up
2. I would be arrested
3. She's 4 and doesn't have a cell phone.

Sorry for lack of originality. Felt like it needed to be a little less serious.
User avatar #168 - ballisticmasacre (11/10/2012) [-]
1. Because I'm already dating her
2. Because she's asleep
3. Because in 2 weeks we'll be together for a year
4. Because I love her
#113 - DmOnZ ONLINE (11/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Five months ago I started going out with her.  She was perfect 8/10, loved anime, zelda, pokemon, fj, bacon and was an amazing artist.  Throughout the summer we get closer together, I realize that I'm falling in love with her.  School comes around again, final year.  She doesn't want PDA, but I don't care.  We meet secretly on the weekends.  I make the mistake of telling a friend I thought I could trust who then goes and tells the school.  Other guys start hitting on her as a joke to piss me off, start taking the mickey out on her saying "ooooh where's Doug or Be careful, you sure Doug would like that?"  Things start to get awkward, I try to fix them but we decide to take a break.  Things start to get back together, but things are still a little off.  I decide I'm going to surprise her with tickets to RHCP who is her favorite band.  Be a week and a couple days ago, she says we need to talk... "oh shit".  She says that what my friend did and school (since it's last year) are putting to much stress on her and things aren't working and it's over.  I disagree, but just stand there stunned in shock and agree.  Three days later I'm at a party which I agreed to drive her home at.  I was going to tell her my true feelings.  Go to get a drink and come back to her grinding on a kid from my grade.  I drop my coke and stumble outside.  I drive home without her.  She texts me the next day saying she's sorry.  I pour my heart out and she replies "I'm sorry Doug, it's just easier if we move on... I just don't want to hurt you."  I respond only two words "too late."  I sit on my bed for an hour before standing up to get a drink.  As I walk past my desk I see the two tickets to RHCP that forgot about.  I grab them with a shaking hand and cry for the first time in six years...   
   
I'd like to believe that OP, I really wish I could... but the truth is, I can't, because I already have.
Five months ago I started going out with her. She was perfect 8/10, loved anime, zelda, pokemon, fj, bacon and was an amazing artist. Throughout the summer we get closer together, I realize that I'm falling in love with her. School comes around again, final year. She doesn't want PDA, but I don't care. We meet secretly on the weekends. I make the mistake of telling a friend I thought I could trust who then goes and tells the school. Other guys start hitting on her as a joke to piss me off, start taking the mickey out on her saying "ooooh where's Doug or Be careful, you sure Doug would like that?" Things start to get awkward, I try to fix them but we decide to take a break. Things start to get back together, but things are still a little off. I decide I'm going to surprise her with tickets to RHCP who is her favorite band. Be a week and a couple days ago, she says we need to talk... "oh shit". She says that what my friend did and school (since it's last year) are putting to much stress on her and things aren't working and it's over. I disagree, but just stand there stunned in shock and agree. Three days later I'm at a party which I agreed to drive her home at. I was going to tell her my true feelings. Go to get a drink and come back to her grinding on a kid from my grade. I drop my coke and stumble outside. I drive home without her. She texts me the next day saying she's sorry. I pour my heart out and she replies "I'm sorry Doug, it's just easier if we move on... I just don't want to hurt you." I respond only two words "too late." I sit on my bed for an hour before standing up to get a drink. As I walk past my desk I see the two tickets to RHCP that forgot about. I grab them with a shaking hand and cry for the first time in six years...

I'd like to believe that OP, I really wish I could... but the truth is, I can't, because I already have.
User avatar #54 - epicextreme (11/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no credit
its 2am
i need to take a leek
#66 to #54 - zerojaxx (11/10/2012) [-]
here you go now you only have two reasons
#205 - poyzun (11/10/2012) [-]
1. Already told her
2. Got told I'm the sweetest guy she knows and trusts me a lot
3. Just wants me as the super good friend
User avatar #172 - oxYKellark (11/10/2012) [-]
1. I dont know anyone to call
2. Fuck you OP I do what i want
3. I'm busy playing Halo 4
User avatar #131 - sixsicsix (11/10/2012) [-]
Because She don't exist.
Fuck
You
User avatar #93 - cupotruth (11/10/2012) [-]
1. Halo 4
2. Assassins Creed 3
3. Skyfall
User avatar #77 - beasert (11/10/2012) [-]
1) There is no one.
2) There is no one.
3) There is no one.
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