It's a Conspiracy!

kim jongistration

I tried this drink at the bar last night called the Hurricane Sandy, but it was mostly just a watered down Manhattan...

Which one of you states is the REAL Dirty Dan!?

If Obama can make hurricanes he has my vote.

kim jongistration

November 6th, 2012. Millions of Americans wait anxiously as the votes are counted and it is time for the president to be announced. The votes have been counted and the winner is... Mitt Romney. He walks up to the microphone, with a smile on his face and says, “Hello everybody. I have something to tell you.” He begins to tug at his neck and takes off a mask. Underneath is Gordan Freeman. He smiles and waves to the crowd as the roof opens. In flies Gaben, carrying a large burlap sack. Gaben then says, “Hope it was worth the wait.” Gabe opens the sack and Half Life 3 is instantly installed on every computer in America, the game is so amazing it cures every disease known to mankind and the environment is saved. There is social justice for all. Gordon and Gabe sit and enjoy the sunset as the world enters a golden age. Gabe smiles at Gordon and says, “It was worth the wait.”

If Obama wins all you get is a new Call of Duty...

< Inside job by Romney

Obamas Target group was people 18-35

Halo's target audience is people 18-35


Ain't no body got time to vote when a new halo comes out

Kim Jongistration....... Oh, lordy, my sides......




Gotta love those word filters.

How can you say Hurricane Sandy was an inside job when it obviously happened OUTSIDE ?

I thought Sandy was Gods way of apologising for Jersey Shore?

hope south park makes a new episode about the election then, cus the last one were goldeeeeennn

Douche vs Turd 2012