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#4 - mattdoggy (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I know this feel   
>be at school   
>it's lunch and i decide to get something to drink   
>black people always make a shield around the machine   
>"excuse me.... Excuse Me.....EXCUSE ME"   
>"wutchu wunt craku! Machyn dun be broked ne wayz"   
>"i don't care i'm gonna try it, please move for me"   
>"wuteva wite redneck boy. Goodoll missa R.E.Lee gunna wase his dollaz"   
>i put in my dollar   
>the machine howls like an angry crocodile in heat    
>everyone turns to see   
>it starts spitting out drinks like there was an unending source   
>every bottle of every type of drink spills onto the ground   
>apparently after they restocked it they didn't finish locking it up   
>my dollar was the dollar that pierced the machine   
>known for the rest of the day as "Good ole Cracka Lee"   
>they all forgot about it tomorrow and i apparently got in trouble for "hacking the machine"
I know this feel
>be at school
>it's lunch and i decide to get something to drink
>black people always make a shield around the machine
>"excuse me.... Excuse Me.....EXCUSE ME"
>"wutchu wunt craku! Machyn dun be broked ne wayz"
>"i don't care i'm gonna try it, please move for me"
>"wuteva wite redneck boy. Goodoll missa R.E.Lee gunna wase his dollaz"
>i put in my dollar
>the machine howls like an angry crocodile in heat
>everyone turns to see
>it starts spitting out drinks like there was an unending source
>every bottle of every type of drink spills onto the ground
>apparently after they restocked it they didn't finish locking it up
>my dollar was the dollar that pierced the machine
>known for the rest of the day as "Good ole Cracka Lee"
>they all forgot about it tomorrow and i apparently got in trouble for "hacking the machine"
User avatar #7 - kitty kat (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I swear at first I read that as: get some cocks from the vending machine
User avatar #14 - madjackwack (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
so you got a couple free cokes from a vending machine.

epic shenanigans on FJ as usual.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dirigiblequixote (10/30/2012) [-]
It's the principle of the matter.
User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>It's last winter.
>It's last winter.
>It's last winter.

what were you on the run for breaking the machine?
User avatar #1 - sniperfusion (10/29/2012) [-]
and then the alarm goes off
#27 - chopliver (08/30/2013) [-]
I wish to acquire such fortunes myself
I wish to acquire such fortunes myself
#26 - zanshin (11/04/2012) [-]
I see you're a gangster..
#12 - memescomefromb (10/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You just got me in a mood for pizza and a movie. It sounds delicious right now
You just got me in a mood for pizza and a movie. It sounds delicious right now
User avatar #10 - kamehamehanurd (10/30/2012) [-]
I call ******** .
#5 - secretlywheatbread (10/30/2012) [-]
This happened to me earlier this year.
I went to get some of those ******* BUM Grandma cookies.
And the machine was all like " **** YOU"
And no one could open it and I was all sad n **** .
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