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1957 VS 2012 SCHOOL
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Tommy gives a high five to his friend Marcus before starting the class.
1957 - They continue working on their homework. Tommy gets a 10 on his exams and becomes an engineer at age 14. Then he proceeds to work with his friend to find a way to create a time machine to go to the future and acquire a cure for cancer and AIDS and AIDS cancer. Then they come back to 1957 and become rich. Tommy becomes president of the USA and solves global warming, world hunger and other shits.
2012 - Tommy and Marcus get expelled for wrong behaviour. Then, the police, FBI, CIA, SWATs, the army and the Interpol kill Marcus for being suspicious of giving a hige five to Tommy, and is considered a potential terrorist act or a signal to do it. Tommy is then arrested and condemned to 25 years of prison for cooperation with a terrorist. Tommy proceeds to build enough atomic bombs to kill everybody in the world, and then the aliens invade the Earth and EVERYBODY DIED.
That's how is this compilation.
1957 - They continue working on their homework. Tommy gets a 10 on his exams and becomes an engineer at age 14. Then he proceeds to work with his friend to find a way to create a time machine to go to the future and acquire a cure for cancer and AIDS and AIDS cancer. Then they come back to 1957 and become rich. Tommy becomes president of the USA and solves global warming, world hunger and other shits.
2012 - Tommy and Marcus get expelled for wrong behaviour. Then, the police, FBI, CIA, SWATs, the army and the Interpol kill Marcus for being suspicious of giving a hige five to Tommy, and is considered a potential terrorist act or a signal to do it. Tommy is then arrested and condemned to 25 years of prison for cooperation with a terrorist. Tommy proceeds to build enough atomic bombs to kill everybody in the world, and then the aliens invade the Earth and EVERYBODY DIED.
That's how is this compilation.
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crankyddonkey (10/29/2012) [+]
(17 replies)
Scenario: Jim buys school lunch
1957: only costs a nickel, and has a good filling meal
2012: costs $2.10 gets a Holocaust ration
1957: only costs a nickel, and has a good filling meal
2012: costs $2.10 gets a Holocaust ration
scenario:
OP is gay
1957- dad beats him and sends him to church where the pastor brainwashes him to think he is evil and spends the rest of his life depressed and self loathing,
2012- NOBODY CARES
OP is gay
1957- dad beats him and sends him to church where the pastor brainwashes him to think he is evil and spends the rest of his life depressed and self loathing,
2012- NOBODY CARES
Scenario
Rosa, a black woman, gets on the bus so she can go to work. She decides to sit in the front seat
1955: Rosa is hazed by white passengers and thrown off the bus for sitting in the whites only section
2012: She sits down waiting for her stop to get off so she can enjoy another day at work
Am I doing it right?
Rosa, a black woman, gets on the bus so she can go to work. She decides to sit in the front seat
1955: Rosa is hazed by white passengers and thrown off the bus for sitting in the whites only section
2012: She sits down waiting for her stop to get off so she can enjoy another day at work
Am I doing it right?
Scenario: After much thought Billy realizes that the isn't attracted to girls and decides to tell his generally accepting parents that he is gay.
2012: His parents are a bit shaken but eventually come to accept that their son is gay
1957: Billy is labeled as a pedophile by many and can never live as himself without people thinking of him as scum
107: Billy is stoned to death as an example of what sinful lust the devil can lure us into.
2012: His parents are a bit shaken but eventually come to accept that their son is gay
1957: Billy is labeled as a pedophile by many and can never live as himself without people thinking of him as scum
107: Billy is stoned to death as an example of what sinful lust the devil can lure us into.
Scenario: Timmy doesn't feel like brushing his teeth.
1957: He doesn't brush his teeth for a year and when he goes to the dentist he finds out he has four cavities. He learns his lesson.
2012: He remembers from health class that that can get him gum disease. He brushes his teeth a little too vigorously and the head snaps off in his throat. It ends up collapsing his lung. He's rushed to the ER and they cut open his lung to remove the foreign object, only to find they cut open the wrong lung. Timmy dies.
I'm so disappointed in society, guise.
1957: He doesn't brush his teeth for a year and when he goes to the dentist he finds out he has four cavities. He learns his lesson.
2012: He remembers from health class that that can get him gum disease. He brushes his teeth a little too vigorously and the head snaps off in his throat. It ends up collapsing his lung. He's rushed to the ER and they cut open his lung to remove the foreign object, only to find they cut open the wrong lung. Timmy dies.
I'm so disappointed in society, guise.
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jakatackka (10/29/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Scenario: Johnny is black.
2012: Nobody really cares.
1957: He is lynched in public and his house is firebombed.
2012: Nobody really cares.
1957: He is lynched in public and his house is firebombed.
Holy shit, how ignorant are people? You have nothing but opinions to back this shit up. Kids who get beat are more likely to grow up with mental issues. There have always been dumb kids, and parents have always been giving their kids medical treatments they don't need. (It used to be removing tonsils, now it's ADHD medication.) In fact, people are on average smarter than before. There has never been a generation dumber than the one before. You just never lived through the 50s to see that it wasn't so great. And in the 50s there was also racism, and segregation. And lastly, if it weren't for the internet, you wouldn't learn about most of the stupidity that you do. Just stop bitching about how your generation is the worst, because you're wrong. Fuck.
1957- Everyone greatful for living in a civilised country with essentially infinite food and water
2012- Pissed off teenagers on the internet complaining about how much life sucks
2012- Pissed off teenagers on the internet complaining about how much life sucks
Nick gives a hug to Jenny
1957: They both go on their way after the hug
2012: Jenny tells Police that Nick raped her
1957: They both go on their way after the hug
2012: Jenny tells Police that Nick raped her
Johnny brings a butter knife to school to cut cake
1957- Everyone enjoys cake
2012- Swat team is called and Johnny is arrested. The cake remains uneaten for hundreds of years.
1957- Everyone enjoys cake
2012- Swat team is called and Johnny is arrested. The cake remains uneaten for hundreds of years.
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N. Korean citizen (10/29/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Scenario :
Jamal would like to enroll in school
1957 - Crowd gathers protests and lynches jamal's family
2012 - he enrolls gets a decent education and becomes an accountant
Jamal would like to enroll in school
1957 - Crowd gathers protests and lynches jamal's family
2012 - he enrolls gets a decent education and becomes an accountant
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thisotherdude ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
1957 - Everything is kind of shit but they try really hard to make it look nice
2012 - Everything is kind of shit and no one bothers to make it look nice
Lets face it, it doesn't matter where or when you live, everything will always be kinda shit. It's like an angler fish, you can put it in a fancy expensive suit or an SS uniform, but it's still a fucking angler fish!
2012 - Everything is kind of shit and no one bothers to make it look nice
Lets face it, it doesn't matter where or when you live, everything will always be kinda shit. It's like an angler fish, you can put it in a fancy expensive suit or an SS uniform, but it's still a fucking angler fish!