>Be 7 years old.
>Think if the best idea ever in your head.
>Go into bathroom.
>Lift up seat and turn around.
>Whip out Mr. Dangles.
>Aim straight up.
>Attempt to pee over your head and straight into the toilet like a boss.
>Realize you are looking straight down into piss stream after it hits you in the mouth and nose.....
>Walk away wet and defeated with piss in my mouth....