Bald for bieber

How often do you shave, I always get stubble the day after >_>

Maybe 2 or 3 times a week.
I get some stubble on my balls, but my cock stays hairless, and that's all that matters.

Damn that's a lot, electric or a regular razor?

Only regular razor for cock, balls and ass.
I wouldn't even consider using an electric one.
It's not good for the skin of the area.

Okay thanks, can't believe I'm getting advice about this stuff on FJ xD

Well Bro, I can't believe I'm giving this kind of advice on FJ.

MFW when I realise that if any of my funnyjunk friends go on my page they can see me asking for this kind of advice

Mine aren't as bad, you could easily think I was talking about regular shaving xD
Hang on let me change that with the next comment

shaving mah balls, ass and dick

Don't worry about that shit bro chicks love a nice shaved genital area. it does not chaff them no where near as bad as a hairy cock and balls. You will get the bitches and they won't.

Lol I know, and the dudes love it too XD
Just wanted to be sure how often I should do it so I don't do it the day before my date in two weeks and then realise I have a rash...
But yeah Alpha as fuck...
Threesome, oh yeah

Oh, okay bro have some fun If it starts to get prickly shave it again. you might get some hair bumps at first but once your skin gets used to the shaving they will stop coming back (the hair bumps that is). Remember this never put aftershave on your balls. It burns like 10,000 motherfuckers.

Oh god, I would never be that stupid >_<
It hurts like a motherfucker when I shave my face, can't even begin to imagine the amount of pain it would cause to my genitals

I wasn't thinking you would but it was just in case someone else was reading this thread and decided to do it. Consider it a public service announcement.

very carefully



just kidding, bend over use shaving cream or gel spread your cheeks and start shaving. after shaving and drying off put some baby powder in-between your cheeks. And repeat daily to keep it from feeling nasty and chaffing.

this is me i forgot to log in

It's cool I hope it helps.

it sounds so simple

It is after you start doing it.

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How do you shave your ass hair? Got always problems reaching it.

Ahahahaha That's hilarious... I was just talking about this- I'm considering shaving myself, I'm half neanderthal it seems, and I'm terrified if nipping my boys. Not knowing how to go about the removal, I mean. I have levelled the northern quadrant, but down south and the back 40- seems almost like I'll need another hand and an arrangement of mirrors. Not that my garbage is ever going to win a beauty contest, but my gf is coming from overseas in 2 days, and I wanna be cleaned up down there.

I normally like to use an electric shaver for this, but hen shaving my balls it pinches and cuts it sometimes because they have more skin.

Cut off my balls. #Balls4Bieber

no problem.

i got thumbed!

...... how would you know he did that in the first place?

e_e ...text posted on funnyjunk a while ago was a story told by a fellow user and his experience with his ass hair how he hated it, so he shaved it. After a few days of annoying and ridiculously disgusting swamp ass he came to the realization the hair between your ass cheeks is a good thing.