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Bad jokes seem funnier over the internet

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Submitted: 10/18/2012
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User avatar #3 - cnyeguy (10/18/2012) [+] (23 replies)
>be 20
>girl talking to me on fb
>no idea who she is
>ask my younger sister is she knows her
>sister tells me that the girl goes to her school and that shes deaf
>says she's never talked to her before
>to which I reply, "wouldn't have done you much good now would it??
>OP, I'll see you in hell
#46 - urghseventysix (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - foelkera ONLINE (10/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I can definitely top that.

>In class
>Some kid talking about how the pizza we get at lunch is ******* disgusting
>Yell "So's your mom!"
>Class gets quiet
>Dirty looks from everyone
>Kid's crying
>Suddenly remember, 8 years ago class all gave him gifts because his mom died of cancer
> **** me and my life
User avatar #15 - hasanaat (10/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Be me
> Gr.11 high school
> Going to an assembly about amanda todd
> Cop speaking about how bullying is bad and ****
> Principle puts on Amanda's video
> Everybody all quiet throughout the video
> Video almost ending
> Flash card says " My name is Amanda Todd
> Sudden urge comes
> Stand up
> Shout at the top of my lungs "AND THIS IS JACKASS!"

Half the people there hate me now...
#53 - aBlindMoron (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>immediately after the theater shooting in Aurora
>subject comes up in class
>teacher says something along the line of "12 people got shot to death in a theater by a madman in Colorado"
>say "maybe they shouldn't have been kicking his seat"
>nobody laughs
>get sent to principal
>had to get a psych-eval to return to class
#67 - josieabby (10/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
< to the people on the bus giving you looks of digust
< to the people on the bus giving you looks of digust
#82 - bavelsond ONLINE (10/19/2012) [+] (34 replies)
yes
#110 to #104 - rel (10/19/2012) [-]
Well then.
#42 - thelazyboy (10/19/2012) [-]
>be 15
>walking down road
>guy in wheelchair rolling edging towards curb in front
>didn't mention anything
>wheelchair slips off the curb
>guy flies out the wheel chair
>realise he has one leg
>try to help
>too busy on my knees laughing
#90 - robotzombie (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Seems like you went on a field trip with a bunch of stuck up babies with little sense of humor.
#2 - cloymax ONLINE (10/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Oh god, that's great.

Seriously though, how do you mistake a white stick for a Samurai sword?
#126 - saxxophone (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh goodness.. Here we go.
>be 18, week before leaving for college
>out to eat with close friends for last time before we part ways
>someone brings up recent tragic event
>mutual friend's boyfriend dies in car wreck after dropping her off
>I say out loud "whelp... I guess you can say.. she was to die for"
>lamejokeeel.jpg
>commense awkward laughing/ stares
>oh god what have I done
>check please

MFW
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Should've looked at them and said &quot;It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.&quot;
Should've looked at them and said "It's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard."
#181 - pengpeng (10/19/2012) [-]
OP's face while saying &quot;Well at least he didn't see it coming&quot;.
OP's face while saying "Well at least he didn't see it coming".
User avatar #187 - nultweezes (10/19/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 17
>Physics-teacher is pregnant
>Teacher gets pregnancy leave so no biology that week
>I say: "I hope she gets a miscarriage so she'll be home for a little longer".
>Awkward silence
>oh god what have I done
#29 - cattaneo (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The internet is an interesting place, when you think about it its almost a society built on anarchy and freedom in its most raw form, you can do what you want other can do the same back, its is for that reason that jokes like that become funny, over the internet we don't need to conform to society, that's not to say it is without a code of conduct but it is worth noting that humor in any form becomes slightly funnier because we allow ourselves to look into the darker parts of.



That being said, this is also a good place for art, just be cautions that is does not offend any one (avoid rule 34 for example) and you will be just fine.
#127 - thisotherdude (10/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That awkward moment when you realize that you constantly have to keep your guard up around family and general people or you'll let something slip that will make things really weird. For example, I learned that when someone you barely know asks you who your dream girl would be, answering with "a hot lactating albino chick" won't get you very high on the social ladder (and that was a mild example).
#188 - skwirl (10/19/2012) [-]
The one thing that stood out to me was that somewhere in England there is still a ninja roaming the streets.
The one thing that stood out to me was that somewhere in England there is still a ninja roaming the streets.
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#7 - anon (10/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
why are you using meme arrows?
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