>Went to an interview for a job at a department store
> wasn't feeling to good the whole day, nervous for the interview
> Interview was going pretty good
>then started feeling all gassy, so i thought, hey spread the cheeks and it will just slip out quietly no prob
>The fart not only slipped out but diarrhea decided it was OK to come out also
>I sat there for maybe 30 seconds scared to death and embarrassed
>Asked to be excused real quick, get up from chair
stain on chair and probably noticeable on my pants
>go to bathroom and clean up
>go back to the interview
>Half the people in the room had left, and there was a different chair where the one i was sitting in was originally
>Feel like suck a *******
, If they call me back about the job sure as hell im not answering there calls
>worst day ever, crapped in a chair and everyone knew...
>Someone please tell me an even more embarrassing story to make me feel better.