Dear Funnyjunk...

The average FunnyJunker

Hates on reposts and says reposting is why the site is going to shit. Despite the fact 50% of their content is reposts.

Calls OP a faggot because said OP got more thumbs than they did.

Overuses the words fuck, nigger, and faggot.

Argues over everything just for the sake of arguing.

Takes whatever side in an argument that is winning, no matter what that argument is about.

Rages at anything that points out their faults.

Thinks that just because they are on the internet, common courtesy and manners have no standing.

Glorifies only what everyone else glorifies, conforming to the increasingly low standards of internet behavior.

Forgets that you are supposed to thumb up the content for the content, not the poster.

Uses increasingly generalized reaction pics which are not only boring, but are overused.

And finally...Believes that there is only one brand of humor and forgets that everyone is different and has their own likes and dislikes. "FunnyJunk likes" or "FunnyJunk hates" statements refer not to the users of funnyjunk, but the douchebags who fit the above descriptions who sit at their computer screens, and emotionless shell, endlessly surfing through funnyjunk thumbing up things that have been thumbed up, and thumbing down things that have been thumbed down without ever even looking at the content, and only ever participating in any conversations after having observed who is talking and who is getting thumbs, and then taking that persons side in a desperate attempt to try and find acceptance.

Just because somebody thumbed you up doesn't mean they like you. It means they like what you posted. If you want to know why funnyjunk is going to shit, then look at yourself. If you want funnyjunk to NOT keep going to shit, then learn to stop fucking conforming to this douche-bag spiral of idiocy. Stop trying to make yourself feel good by getting thumbs, and go outside and socialize for once in your miserable life.

The above does not include EVERY funnyjunk, just the majority that I have observed over the past year.

TL;DR: Shut the fuck up and read the damn thing or skip. There is no TL;DR here.

INB4 butthurts rage because I just dropped a fucking pipebomb,

I'm not fucking disabling comments. I'll take my red thumbs like someone who actually has a life outside of FJ and doesn't need a virtual green thumbs-up ti make me feel good about myself.