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User avatar #9 - jambobinman (10/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah, 7th graders are so annoying
#3 - loganhusted (10/10/2012) [-]
>MFW I never thought of that.
>MFW I never thought of that.
#21 - shtsngiggles (10/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be freshman
>Browsing FJ
>Nothing but cool ****
>Teacher checks on me
>Tells me to get off
This is what she saw
#66 - baditch (10/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 4th of July
>3 years ago. Lighting off fireworks.
>Illegal in New York State without a permit.
>Not punishable, but police are required to confiscate fireworks. not always enforced
>Have massive garbage bag full of fireworks and other garbage bag full of used casings and shells as well as garbage.
>Cops come to take our fireworks
>Uncle Tom grabs bag of garbage and tries to run away with it
>Cops stop him
>"Alright, hand over the bag.'
>Okay.jpg
>Uncle Tom gives over the bag
>Cops leave with our garbage
>Continue shooting off fireworks
<Uncle Tom's FW he got the cops to take out our trash for us.
#100 - baditch (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 4th greade
>on playground
>Best friend and i go straight to the swings because swings are thie **** .
>Dumb bitch named Wendy and her cunt friend are already there
>Tell them to get off
>"No we're playing Aladdin. I'm princess Jasmine" You can be Jaffar and Aladdin"
>Decide to play alond, figure we might get a chance on the swing
>Bitch wants us to act out the whole movie
>Get to the scene where Genie (Wendy's friend) has to obey Jaffar
>By this time get sick of playing Aladdin
>Best friend says "Genie make me a sultan" (the script is largely paraphrased)
>Get fed up, push cunts off and take over the swing.
>Cunts start crying and run to tell the teacher
>MFW we are the Sultans of Swing
#54 - ponymeat (10/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
There are 9fags all over my school.   
Turns out my friend was one of them. But I saved him, by introducing him here.   
He's a lucky one though, he wasn't that far gone.   
Some of them call them me-mes.   
ME-MES.   
MFW
There are 9fags all over my school.
Turns out my friend was one of them. But I saved him, by introducing him here.
He's a lucky one though, he wasn't that far gone.
Some of them call them me-mes.
ME-MES.
MFW
#23 - vukzgbl (10/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #120 - imagnetsux (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
that means every 9fag in your school is going to be coming to this site.
#109 - erikwarmblood (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#36 - megafailface (10/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The 9faggotry is unbelievable at my school
User avatar #2 - dixieboys (10/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
because my teacher has had sites blocked before and i knew if i told her funnyjunk she would get it blocked so first website that came to my head that i didnt give a single **** about was 9gag
#77 - ivoryhammer (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
How can you talk with /b/'s cock so far in your throat?
How can you talk with /b/'s cock so far in your throat?
#135 - doodogger (10/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Story Time FJ!

>In Kendergarten.
>See girl I like.
>Sit beside her at naptime.
>I kiss her neck.
>Next day.
>Lay down beside her again.
>Slide my hands up her shirt.
>Fall asleep.
>Next day.
>Lay down again, but this time on the same mat.
>Take off her clothes and put my dick in her ass.
>Use her blood for lube.
>Take my dick out and cum in her mouth.
>She cries and says she never wants to see me again.
>She tells her parents.

Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.
#145 to #135 - furiousmarshmellow (10/11/2012) [-]
Hello, Mr. Original.
+15
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#46 - cyberdemon (10/11/2012) [-]
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#163 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
One devious ************ .
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